I think that makes you an honorary man! All the stories about how we can never see something which is in the same place in the fridge as it's always been, right in front of us... but that's always for a valid reason, like yours. 🙂
How about a Prime Minister called Zack?
Do you have a given name, Your Lordship; or is that not a Recyclon custom? (I'm assuming it's not just "Binny Mac".)
Nice try, Sir John.
The edible gravel in my neighbor's driveway tastes awful. He keeps telling me "stop eating that, it's not edible". What kind of edible gravel isn't edible?
Little Tich's boots and some photographs of his act in a glass case
His boots are now in the Museum of Comedy under St George's Church in Bloomsbury.
Telling colorful & compelling tales of roadkill genitalia harvesting makes RFK Jr. a raccoonteur.
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
Could be a TV series. A cross between James Herriot and The Cleaner.
Boycott the World Cup. FIFA is corrupt, Trump is corrupt; the USA is no longer a safe destination.
If you're having trouble telling the difference between badgers and marbles, remember this: One is a small glass ball used for a variety of recreational & decorative purposes, and the other is a mid-sized nocturnal mustelid primarily found in the northern hemisphere
Or, I believe, Freestonhugh.
🎶Chickens in a hot tub I know I know It's serious🎶
I fancy a boiled egg but can't be arsed doing a whole Delia Smith cookery course to fulfil my eggy desire.
What I'm saying here is, HOT TUBS FOR CHICKENS. Improves their quality of life AND yields pre-boiled eggs. It's more efficient and it's hygienic.
With HOT TUBS FOR CHICKENS, we just can't lose!
What's the instrument at the bottom?
I hate how trump is making one of the most despicable regimes on the planet look like the rational ones here.
WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE REAL NEWS STORIES!!!
The Merkins broke it, let them fix it.
I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”
Yes?
Plonker.
As long as you don't make anything worse, you deserve it.
Though less amusingly floaty.
Oh, I haven't got to watch it AGAIN, have I? Hey ho.
Bananarama were never allowed to share buses on tour because the gas that emanated from them would ripen the other bands
We all have days like this
Don’t land on the Appian Way with that, I’ve got 4 hotels on it.
A Cat With a Wooden Leg Pat McGrath possesses a very remarkable feline. His cat was born with only three legs, and as soon as the kitten became large enough to leave its mother, Pat constructed a wooden leg and successfully adjusted it to the little stump that grew out where poor pussy’s fourth leg ought to have been. Pussy now trots along on four legs with as much ease and comfort, apparently, as though the wooden limb had been placed there by Nature. But here is the really wonderful part of the story: Instead of killing rats and mice with her claws, as cats usually do, pussy has learned to use her club leg for this purpose, and it is said to be a very amusing sight to see her run up to a rat and knock him into insensibility with her wooden leg.
It is, allegedly, the 136th anniversary of a news story whose last line I don’t think you’ll be able to predict appearing in the Woodford (Kentucky) Sun
If no quokka is available.
Maybe have everything run by Quakers again.
