banger!

It’s Sorted (2024) It’s Sorted by Cheekface made me an instant fan, pairing endless hooks with sharp, subversive humor.

I'm listening to every album that comes out in 2024 (not really).

It’s Sorted by @cheekface.bsky.social hooked me right away — super catchy, a little weird, and fun on the surface, but there’s something sharper going on underneath.

I wrote about it here:

everythingnotreally.com/2026/04/21/i...

iPhone Lock Screen of a bay on a clear day, 4:20pm on April 20, 2026. Noodles by Cheekface is playing.

Today’s vibe

100 days till album :)

it's actually 16+, because the city just does not permit that many all ages venues/events. but accompanied by parent is almost always OK and according to the Racket website it will be fine for our show. but you should tap in with the venue to double-confirm too.

we love college radio

happy vinylthon

and shouts to Los Campesinos for inspiring us to do this

Philadelphia, PA, New York, NY, South Burlington, VT, Pittsburgh, PA, Des Moines, IA, Omaha, NE, Minneapolis, MN, St. Louis, MO, Indianapolis, IN, Midvale, Utah, Boise, ID, Portland, OR, Vancouver, BC, Seattle, WA, Reno, NV, Fresno, CA, Berkeley, CA

cities where there are still $7.11 tickets to the Cheekface show: Ventura, CA, San Diego, CA, Phoenix, AZ, Albuquerque, NM, Oklahoma City, OK, Dallas, TX, New Orleans, LA, Tampa, FL, West Palm Beach, FL, Birmingham, AL, Atlanta, GA, Nashville, TN, Durham, NC, Richmond, VA, Washington, DC,

hopefully we'll soon have 1 less monopoly in music

in the meantime, we're offering a batch of $7.11 tickets to all our upcoming shows at the regular ticket links, no questions asked, for those who need em

some cities are sold out of them already but most have a couple left :)

labubu hyundai

🐶

hello furries

why are verdict and indict pronounced like that

i wonder if there's any fake content out there fooling me

nah i would never fall for it

banger bills on this tour yep

they’re on sale now ‼️

Utah going surprisingly well

Soon we will start roasting the places that are not buying tickets

Not today tho

one day. we do love Texas.

Chicagoooooooooo

You too are now well on the way to selling out our show in September with Apes Of The State

Yes yes I know the show is still 5 and a half months from now but that's just the way it is going and will continue to go

You've been advised

immoral

as it should be

I would strum it

you’re right and you should say it

mint ice cream should be green. mint is green. think about how weird it would be if ketchup was white

we love apes hope we don’t let you down

the 5 genders

I... I boycotted everything
Nothing got better
It only got worse
And now I don't know where to buy soap

@cheekface.bsky.social #Earworm

I recently saw a Cayenne with license plate “WANT911”