His handbag collection is probably worth more than my entire net worth

도파민 중독

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the most integral part of my morning routine is lying supine on the floor for 20 mins, wondering what my life would be like if i had made better choices

Very fair

I love u buffalo never change (name of bakery is DiCamillo’s)

The fact that every fast food place doesn’t have a delivery deal today is a wildly missed opportunity

Happy 4/20 to all those who celebrate and all you fucking nerds who don’t

I am genuinely happier in winter!! I love the cold!!

I hate spring and summer bc theyre rainy and humid and both things trigger my tension headaches

Sounds like a good day to do pot, too

There are too many Mondays

PS 5

Hahaha omg Digimon is so unsettling when they talk about

Daesung from BIGBANG busted out a Trot solo at Coachella and it’s the sickest thing to ever happen there.

Love seeing BIGBANG at Coachella but T.O.P. not being there bums me out

I called my mom and she informed me my dad has been doing nothing but “watching that golf green jacket thing”

😂😂

the only thing that motivates me to work faster is knowing i can take a nap when i'm done

I’ll never forget the irl interview where some bozo told her she looked “so ethnic”

I hope whoever did the Kit Kat heist never gets caught. I hope they have happy Kit Kat lives forever.

the derpy mcflurry was also not worth it. the blueberry flavor is good but i don't like the boba. i need textural difference, like with the oreos or m&ms.

i got the ramyeon shaker fries from mcdonald's. they are not worth $4.19 for a medium! get a bag of frozen shoestring fries and a package of shin ramyeon and use the seasoning packet in that on your fries instead.

This entire existence is a fucking April fools joke

Finally finished unpacking and put my suitcase back in storage 2 weeks after returning stateside pls clap

i bought macbook accessories and i got the wrong size, i know this is a very 1st world prob, but my complaint is WHY ARE THERE TWO MACBOOK AIR EDITIONS THAT ARE A DIFFERENCE OF .3" IN SCREEN SIZE?!

Like his form is so good? For a professional chef not athlete?

SON JONGWON THREW OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT A LANDERS GAME ON A MITCH WIFE START DAY AND I WASNT THERE 😭😭😭

LFG