The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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When I moved to Maryland in ages ago it was a nightmare, when I moved to Maryland recently it was super fast and easy, asked the person at the register about it and they said it was a recent development in the last couple years wait times are on average like 5 min now
Aaaaaah
Humans are the true rats
have always appreciated you mark
rhododendron on a porch being pollinated
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It's working again for me now any luck for you?
Ahhh it isn't working for me either this morning!
It's frustrating to know how easy it would be for them to just .. make their apps good. If Facebook had an option like this id probably still use it
It's well hidden!
In the top left corner where it says "Instagram" you can click and it'll open up a little menu that says "following". If you click on that, it will be a feed of ONLY the chronological posts from accounts you follow with no ads and no suggested posts. Idk how anyone uses Instagram without that.
It's gonna take these people years to recover from all of the damage
The native plant share is in Belle Ziegler Park in Takoma Park MD from 11am-1pm on Saturday, May 3.
Actually yes - if Paxton wins the primary but doesn't have what it takes to win the general against a decent Dem candidate without an incumbency advantage, that would be the dream
A hotdog wears a bun
AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
Or the queen grape
Battlestar galactica scene "we're going the wrong way"
Wild to read this as I'm sick (not food poisoning) as I have this on
Quote skeet deleted is there a source for this one?
I'm so sorry ❤️
const contract = true; //you're good
Undergrove board game
Very happy you have all that it's so nice to have those preserved memories
❤️ I'm so sorry friend. I hope that seeking out recordings that remind you of him is also bringing you some comfort along with the sadness. That's why I listen to them on repeat, at least.
Very sorry for your loss. This thread hit close to home for me this shit sucks.
Cat playing a board game
Ironically, I've been posting / interacting on bsky less in part because it generates bot follows
This is why I binge media
Also these are things various Dems have been trying to do for like decades haha