Agreed

Damn, Phillies. I haven’t seen a dry streak like this since pretty much my entire twenties

‪Okay, the 4.5 billion birthday candles for Earth Day are lit. Everybody duck down and we'll yell "surprise" when the Earth gets here‬

Despite all my rage I am still telling Worf to “Engage”

for earth day don’t forget to turn your earth back an hour

Go Go Gadget Man-Boobs

Back in my Boy Band days I was known as "the prematurely balding one"

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But the moon landings
Were faked by the Illuminati

Celebrate Earth Day by lying down and giving the Earth a big hug. Caress it. Rub its shoulders with oil. Put on some Marvin Gaye. Oh baby

Les Miserables is a great read, though the unabridged version is probably unnecessary

Ricky Jay 100% faked his own death

Celebrating Earth Day by constructing a golem and unleashing it on the villagers

Hello film critic Bluesky you should check out the movie SILVER STAR it’s awesome and you can rent it on Amazon and also I play a door-to-door Bible salesman

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest, meanest guy and co-write a hit Broadway show with him

share a gif from a WESTERN you love

Happy 4/21 to those who forgot to do it yesterday

Kid needs to learn how to hydrate

God the score of this movie was so good

unholy... acting... TALENT!!! YouTube video by FUTURAMAISGREAT

youtu.be/WZR3vHe7ON4?...

MISSED CONNECTION: You were the head of the FBI. I was holding your hair back while you were throwing up between two parked cars

95% of the Democrats, especially the party leadership, need to take some remedial comms classes run by Mamdani and AOC

BOOOOOOO

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Shoutout to whoever invented the Chrome PDF, as opposed to the regular Adobe PDF. I hope your hair catches on fire

Petition to deputize Coleman Domingo’s character from that Fashion Institute SNL sketch

In every generation there must be a Joe Lieberman to make sure nothing good ever happens

As someone who’s recently some hard losses in the last year, Jim Butcher’s TWELVE MONTHS really resonated in its depiction of grief and healing. Plus, talking gargoyles! I’m so glad the man is back.

Superman posing heroically except his fly is open

Superman with his fly open, 2026
#art

My ocelot grooming service is seeing less business lately