Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek) * ... @magyarpeterMP Until 31 May, the Orbán puppets may voluntarily step down from their positions. This applies to the President of Hungary, the President of the Curia, the President of the National Office for the Judiciary, the President of the Constitutional Court, and the Prosecutor General. On 12 April, the Hungarian people voted for a complete political transformation. If these officials do not step down voluntarily by 31 May, then - on the basis of the mandate received from millions of Hungarians — we will remove them from office.

Hungary’s Péter Magyar issues an ultimatum.

JD Vance is willing to attack a Pope he doesn't really follow...
...for a war he doesn't really support.

Reminds me of this post:

You know the Beatles were stacked when "Another Day" was the *weakest* of their single singles (It's a great song)

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow.

Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance.

Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.

ICE agent charged with assault by Minnesota prosecutors, arrest warrant issued Minnesota state prosecutors continue to investigation the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti by federal agents in Minneapolis.

Cool! Now do the other 20,000 agents. www.cnbc.com/2026/04/16/i...

This image features Kurt Russell as the iconic antihero Snake Plissken in the 1981 dystopian action film, Escape from New York. Directed by John Carpenter, the film is set in a future (the then-dystopian 1997) where Manhattan has been converted into a giant maximum-security prison.

Yep 💀

Tennessee’s Charlie Kirk Act bans student walkouts, protects conservative speakers College students who participate in walkouts could be suspended or expelled under a new measure passed by the Tennessee General Assembly on Monday. The

Tennessee’s Charlie Kirk Act bans student walkouts, protects conservative speakers
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Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Mentally I'm already seated

The Last Supper.

"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."

A non-exhaustive list of Trump's deleted posts He's just posting through it.

We've got the receipts.

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

I still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Thank you.

I Appear to Be the Only Person Who Has Noticed That the Raccoons Are Replacing Us I would love to be wrong about this.

And yes it worked, but that’s not the way we do business. But as we say in the office, “Better to get your work done than end up in HR getting your eyes scratched out!”

Read the full article and subscribe (for free) right here:

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... customers have been delinquent in their payments during this economic slowdown. I recommended that we institute a penalty structure, while Gerald suggested that we chew through their roof and make a nest in their attic insulation. Guess which proposal the boss went with!

A picture of a raccoon in a suit sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. Above him the headline: I Appear to Be the Only Person Who Has Noticed That the Raccoons Are Replacing Us

My Boss Promoted His Cousin Gerald Over Me
Yes, I was caught coming out of the bathroom once without washing my hands, while Gerald will sometimes sit on the edge of a full sink and bathe his face for twenty minutes. But we were recently called in for a companywide meeting because...

"Sarcastically, I'm in charge."

the funny thing about sending jd vance out to do sensitive diplomatic negotiations is he has literally no experience. like, none whatsoever. he doesn't even have related experience in lawmaking or some executive role.

We fought the streaming wars of the 2010s
So Tubi could make us fall in love with ad-supported TV again.
- The Charge of the Terminally-Online Brigade, excerpt.

No thanks.

Wishing this fabulously competent—and joyful—crew a safe return to a planet that, frankly, doesn't deserve them.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

What's wrong with jumping in a man's grave to be buried with him???

I've spent the past 90 minutes listening to an explanation of The Great Filter theory as a solution to the Fermi Paradox, and I'm not convinced that the dominant pattern in the Universe is failure just because it is among human cultures.

If there's a global thermonuclear war tonight, do I still have to pay my rent on May 1st?