Ruzzia Tourism Bureau says “don’t let a little rain of oil and toxic black bavovna ruin your vacation!”

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

So...engaging natural selection in the forces. Hmmm. Might weed out the magas.

It's nice when the bad guys lose! 👏🏻

CNN put together a montage of Trump saying as far back as March 9 that his war against Iran "is going to be finished pretty quickly," then him saying that same thing over and over for the past six weeks

Cartoonist: Daniel Medina

Turns out the phrase “America First” is preceded by the words “Sell Out.”

Hungary’s New Leader Reveals Viktor Orbán Was Paying CPAC Péter Magyar called the payments a “crime” and said his government would stop the funds.

MAGA took Hungarians' money.

Hungary's new prime minister reveals that Orban's government was diverting Hungarian taxpayers' money to pay the American conservative group CPAC.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

President Epstein’s Polls Are In Hell Everyone hates Donald.

He is losing. We are winning.

A great cartoon by @guyvenables.bsky.social - The #art of an #editorial #cartoon with a little joke on the #War #Iran - #USA + The blockade of the #StraitofHormuz + #Oil #Market #Manipulation

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”

We are 7 weeks into the most egregious stock market manipulations of our lifetime.

Orchestrated by a crooked president and his underlings.

Billions siphoned via false proclamations of ceasefires and peace talks.

With the criminals in charge, every day is a crime spree.

Governor Tim Walz — "We are sick of this. A weak, reckless, Idiotic president just threw us into a war nobody asked for. No threat existed. No objectives were set. No exit plan exists. This is pure fascism." #cdnpoli

Make it make sense.

Here’s an audio recording of the Indian oil tanker Sanmar Herald pleading with Iranian military forces to stop shooting at it in the Strait of Hormuz this morning.

Now that we’re embroiled in war with Iran, it’s time we check in on this again.

Name one thing Trump has done that was not beneficial to Putin.

Vast majority of Canadians no longer consider the United States an ally The vast majority of Canadians no longer consider the United States to be an ally.

“The vast majority of Canadians (78%) no longer consider the United States a friend or ally.”

Prime POS

Joe Rogan the manosphere Smurf. Quel surprise!

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Trump is acting here as a private citizen while exploiting the office to unofficially coerce govt institutions into giving him and his family obscene amounts of American taxpayer cash.

'Official acts' immunity will therefore not protect him for this brazen corruption.

They should all be jailed.

The only reason to announce a total victory before reaching a signed deal is to manipulate the markets for profit taking.

In the history of fake events, Trump’s assassination stunt has no equal. It was so fake that even the staff at the National Enquirer said, “Oh, c’mon now, what a load of shit.”