This is so monumentally fucked up on every level I feel sick to my stomach.

Idt we appreciate Roger the Alien enough as a society

“Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever.”

Seated on Lee Pace, I bet.

10 years ago tech companies were like “we’ve got free yoga in the office” now they’re like “we love war and white supremacy”

James Buchanan

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

We know you know, but how about we tell you some more now? Tune in for Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced's Worldwide Reveal Showcase on April 23rd at 4PM UTC - 6PM CEST - 9AM PDT. youtu.be/7hkFaTypP1Q

Faculty Defect From Texas Publics, Citing Censorship Fed up with the state’s censoring of Plato, Joan of Arc and Romeo and Juliet, humanities professors are leaving Texas public institutions in pursuit of academic freedom.

'Texas A&M philosophy professor Martin Peterson is leaving the university after administrators told him in January that he couldn’t teach Plato’s Symposium in his philosophy class; they said the ancient Greek philosopher’s work violated the system’s restrictions on gender and sexuality content.' 1/3

Star Trek: The Next Generation: Tasha Yar on the bridge says with a smile: “drugs can make you feel good.”

🙂↕️ #420Day

Another day with Schrödinger's Strait.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Sal so rarely got a win.

Just a warning for those of you who are Starbucks customers in Vinnie Square. The police are ticketing people that park in the fire lane to run in and get their coffee. They’ve been added all week so take heed. I thought you could park in a fire lane. If you’re in the vehicle in the driver seat, but he made me move.

Drivers always get so annoyed when they face the smallest amount of pushback on their entitlement

Those arms look like they get bigger every time I see them 💪

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

Go to the Musuem of Anthropology and the Palacio de Bellas Artes!

Kira Nerys saying "And sometimes your taste in men frightens me"

I like how Kira is judging Dax for her taste in men (Captains with transparent skulls) when at this point in the series, Kira has gone out with Boring Vedek and Boring Planet Leader

That was at a grocery store. What's the price for a pack at a cinema?!

$2.79 for a pack of regular M&M's?!?!

Lower Decks “We’ll Always Have Tom Paris” Rutherford covering his ears and cringing caption reads “What was the deal with T’P’s hair for that one year?”

Snort laugh everytime. 😜🖖🏽💚
#LowerDecks #Tpol

Ambitious

Why is a military / surveillance contracting company producing manifestos like this?

A tub of Pop-Tarts Brown Sugar Cinnamon ice cream.

We are not a serious society.

your moment of calm

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

we live in an era of unfathomable political corruption, and it has in the most important ways been made possible by the actions of the Roberts court.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Holden the cat stretched out and sleeping on my legs.

He's far too comfortable.