It's surprising with the amount of customization via leveling up, down to appetite size, they don't let you guide their favorite food or color or anything

I finished Knuckles Chaotix

That game is in shrimp colors

Wait did they make a manga of that one illustrator's work? I like the illustrations, they're playful and fun, but I can't imagine it not being boring as a full fledged manga.

Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

Reporting from a place where kids DO get free food at school: Any system of vouchers, tickets, payment on site, payment in advance, debt, etc., is not only stigmatizing to kids, but a huge hassle for the underpaid staff or volunteers running the kitchen. Free food is cheaper & easier. Just do that.

I love that despite being rated T, the Melee version still changed it to heck

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

Every time they say fuck on Jameson's Daredevil show I just say "they can't say that on Disney+"

the old way of telling the difference between a frog and a toad was that a frog would grant you a wish if you threw a gold coin into its mouth and a toad had a magic gemstone inside of its head. now you can just use the frog or toad identifier app.

We need to go back in time and stop the American military from doing a lot of things, and admittedly this is bottom on the list, but stopping US soldiers from introducing Spagettio's to Eastern Asia is still on there

People only use dogwhistle now for "this one group on the pedo site decided pizza means pedo so clearly we have to believe this and be scared" or "this one group has a word or phrasing literally only them use so it's not even a dogwhistle it's just openly being a nazi"

Whether you hate or tolerate Pepe, you cannot meaningfully signal anything with him when every single Twitch channel has and uses him in some way. He was a smash hit online for a bit, died, then got the same immortal zombie state as everything else. No one is using Krungo to signal politics.

Dogwhistle is one of those terms that needs to go on the top shelf

4 panel comic. panel 1: a short dumpy person smoking. in the background is fire. panel 2: they are scratching themselves, and blowing smoke. panel 3: they are taking a drag from their cigarette and reaching into their pocket panel 4: they are thinking "a new hobby will fix me..." "...ceramics?"

Jollibee's pies have the crisp of McDonald's old Apple Pies, I'm not hallucinating this right like McDonald's Apple Pies are definitely not what they used to be

every other video game video essay

Cleaner look at the sprite, for those who want to behold the friend

#pixelart

Siskel and Ebert were the only people to deserve to live forever Futurama jar style

Absolute sweetheart

Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

Happy 3-year anniversary to the launch of Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp!

Remember that skin contest #SonicRumble held, that led to Shadow in a catsuit winning? His in-game look has been revealed:

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

One of my Miis: Quick! A test! Pierce, how accurate is your gay Bob Dylan impression?

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

i'd like to add a third contender

Nanao is the mascot of Bluesky

THEY STOLE MY BIT

hell yeah