thank you !!

also the mets lost the day before this happened so...

the new york post cover will uncurse the mets

it's crazy that i am the only person who has perfectly balanced being sad about the mets but also clinging to optimism. everyone else is doing it wrong. huh!!

One thing that's worth repeating: There is *zero* evidence that "substack helps you get readers". The only thing that we've ever seen that helps grow an audience is other authors mentioning your blog or newsletter, which is not the platform's doing. Substack just takes credit for that!

no but they need to listen to “unwritten”!!!

the mets are going to win tomorrow because i said so!!

cant hurt

thank you 💜

screaming

u get it !! thank you 💜

love you so much 🥹🥹🥹

wow swaggy v just hit a home run after i posted this......my agenda is working

instead of just making jokes with no explanation:

this is crazy omg?!!

They did! Casually and with no acknowledgement!

Only nine teams in Major League history have lost nine consecutive games and still made the playoffs, though five of those instances have occurred since 2010. Four of those nine went on to win the pennant. Only one -- the 1953 Yankees -- won the World Series.

So you’re saying there’s a cha -

i promise i knew nothing about brain tumors until i found out i had one lol but yes it is very slow growing and there is medicine for it

it's ok i've been weird about sharing about it online, they removed it in february and i am doing much better!!

it's ok i have one of the good brain tumors (lmao) and they expect i will live a long and good time !!

technically the tumor has been out since the end of february!!! sharing about it online has been weird!!! i am doing ok though!!

i dont know why the mets didn't get the memo about how they're supposed to be good so i feel less depressed about having a brain tumor. not sure how the wires got crossed there!!

kinda crazy to me this article is like "new yorkers know about this" because i really dont think that's true??? would love to see some big name celebs start to pull shows from these venues, but they're like two of the most iconic locations in nyc so you're sorta boxed in. where else are ya gonna go

ya babe

This section of the @washingtonpost.com really captures why women are enraged right now and how the system keeps allowing women to die and be assaulted. I’m HOT today so here’s a thread explaining why.

new olivia rodrigo :) we’re so back :)

better to have Lovelady and Lostlady than never to have Lovelady at all

the mets are actually building lore so that in the nlcs its like “and they didn’t beat the dodgers!!! how can they now!!!” but then they do

i started going to church again because i have a brain tumor, like right before all the drama went down lol