The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

one of my favorite things about the winter olympics is when a skier or snowboarder blows my mind with athletic feats of daring that would literally kill regular folks. and then they remove their mask and are ALSO the Most Beautiful Person Alive

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Ground floor hater. Series A hater. Angel investment hater. I read the napkin the initial pitch for hating Ronaldo was written on and got out my checkbook on the spot. Ten-x moment for the lads here. We’re going to Ibiza on this one.

we love attentive blocking

she absolutely is.

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses is standing next to a woman and says peekaboo . ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses is standing next to a woman and says peekaboo .

When they go low , I go Kendrick Lamar.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

The ancestors are punishing Mahomes for letting his wife say “fried chicken” like that

Mahomes getting sacked like he owes ALL of Philadelphia money. 😳

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

kendrick inspiring me to hate bigger

HE SAID THAT NIGGA NAME OMFG 😭😭😭😭😭
Drake gotta kill him man

SERENA??

Kendrick with dancers in gang colors positioned to resemble the US flag.

This organized crime we call a country.

Hey Sza what’s good

NEGROS RULE THE WORLD

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

Oh they gon be maaaaaaaad

They got rid of all the DEI.

This is white folks humor.

😭😭😭 I successfully buried that memory

🙏🏾

This halftime show is ruining the Super Bowl experience for Drake and that's when he gets to see his favorite team, Winning Team, play.

@who.int Director-General's remarks at a media briefing on 10 December 2024:

"We cannot talk about COVID in the past tense. It’s still with us, it still causes acute disease and Long COVID, and it still kills.

The world might want to forget about COVID-19, but we cannot afford to."

I must’ve missed that. Thank you!