Which yordle (or whoever) is guzzling down thousands of gallons of star goat milk per minute, and gaining a similar amount of weight...

Lardscapes, even!

old comm. asbestos megablob my beloved

True!

Impossibly huge blob-perators still capable of moving around, by virtue of an entire movable city dedicated to hauling their fat ass across Terra...

Silence Arknights megablob
I don't know the exact measurements that are required to be that fat, but I think she should be the size and weight of a nomadic city

Colossal owl ass visible from miles away...

Conclusion:
Silver vs Chain drink-off that results in not a single drop of alcohol being found in the city.

Beer belly? No, brewery belly...

So to my limited understanding, Deadlock has an alcoholic werewolf woman and which takes place in some kind of Weird New York City.

Kekkai Sensen(/Blood Blockade Battlefront) *also* has an alcoholic werewolf woman, and takes place in some kind of Weird New York City.

Smoge's favorite anime: I Got Hit By A Truck And Now I'm In A Fantasy World Adventuring With An Imp Who Keeps Getting Fatter And Also Whenever I Try To Get A New Party Member They Disappear Overnight And The Imp Gets A Lot Fatter: Also There's Sometimes A Deer Following Us Who Is Also Very Fat

At sufficiently large sizes, they can both be the same person's!

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Well they do.
Unfortunate Maple is size 20XL right now, so...

Magical girl Maple
Saving the day with friendship, magic, and a big-ass metal hammer.

CM
Everyone I think I found the reason why RAM has gotten so expensive lately

Gym, Eat, Surplus, Repeat

I feel like just the Simpsons alone is enough for them to say almost anything. For better or for worse.

Great minds think alike!

Mt. Mythra

Imp mattress...

Gasp... my suggestion...
Unless someone else mentioned her as well.

Either way, Ana-besity!

Looked through the Pokérequests and fell for suited-woman propaganda, and I'm too lazy to even finish this sketch. Maybe I'll fix it at a later date.

Wait for the button on Anabel's jacket to pop off as well.

Ass-calon, even

Kim Pine give me strength 🙏

Succeeding isn't the point... trying is.
Like how Clarabelle *tries* to lose weight but after fifteen minutes of struggling to fit into a pair of athletic shorts, gives up.

If I am wrong about that shape, please correct me. But nicely.

For the most part, people agree that Nia (XBC2) is pear-shaped. Bottom heavy. Fat of ass, flabby of tits.

But Mythra and Pyra are much more divided... personally I lead towards apple-shaped Pyra, and bell-shaped Mythra.
...Which I am led to believe is like pear-shaped, but more belly and hips.

Would *you* push Clarabelle's triple-wide, pillow-soft, couch-filling, robe-tearing, cellulite-riddled ass through a doorway.

Massive meaty mass of nun ass.

mood

Bouncy c-ASS-tle

I think this is still one of my favorite comms of all time.

Clarabutt...