I want peace but I also want to fuck shit up

Remember to spay or neuter your parents before sending them to live at the assisted living center.

you really can’t let fries sit for too long. that’s why you have to eat them all on the way home

can someone bring me food i have a cat on me

i fear you’re not the only one and i had no help at all.

burritos

stay golden, pony bitch

My plans for tonight consist of practicing selective silence and poor choices in a controlled environment

This meeting could have been a bong rip

west coast

smoking weed til i am couch girl

idk, that’s awfully judgy, don’t you think your honor

🤣💨🪄🛹

this is just @raindro.bsky.social

all the good ones yeah

a full english breakfast sounds all good until you realize that it doesn’t even come with a burrito.

can someone bring me food i have a cat on me

it’s me. i’m everyone

a gigaflop is when you post one billion bad jokes

if you love it so much why don’t you marry juana

the tomato and mushroom can both stay off my plate

a full english breakfast sounds all good until you realize that it doesn’t even come with a burrito.

post a picture of where you want to hold hands with me challenge

healing from trauma has some bitchin side effects yo

if wienerschnitzel say pastrami is back then futurerami is forward

Bro use my toothbrush it’s no big deal

420 is just Earth Day but for the fun plants

happy 420 💨

no ❌ uglies ❌

ugh. it’s 2:30 and i’m not even close to being sleepy. wtf