Weird, this is what mine looks like

The phrase: "address the elephant in the room", is actually way more fun to picture in whatever room you're in than it is to use in casual conversation. Especially when in a small room.

critical kinking skills

12 angry men but they all slowly fall in love with eachother and collectively agree to nullify

Fine you want my honest review of walmart? I went and there was just this tiny guy with a propeller hat and a lollipop that kept following me around and yelling “YUP” at me any time I would pick something up. Let’s just say i’m not happy.

Today is the most i’ve walked since getting home for winter break going to try to double it for tomorrow. realized being a lazy sack of shit doesn’t help for the mental state

RIP peanut president 😖

NOOO INSPIRATION CAN'T BE NUANCED AND COME FROM ABSTRACT PLACES

IT HAS TO BE A PERFECT REPRESENTATION OF WHAT I WANT MY WORK TO LOOK LIKE/FEEL LIKE/SOUND LIKE

I LOVE LITWICK

can’t wait to get back into precedented times

i didn't sneeze but thank you

Napoleon Solo At the Drive-In · In / Casino / Out · Song · 1998

open.spotify.com/track/34q1w3...

good song of the day

"Napoleon Solo" by At the Drive-In

sequel post to the blind people and chairs joke because that one did really well, i’m just trying things out

do they make chairs for blind birds or do they just gotta wing it

thank you everyone, i’ll be here all day

another swagulated post, we truly are blessed

if i was in the alphabet:
abcdefghijSausageklmnopqrstuvwxyz
repost if you relate
like if you liked
ignore if you dont care

do they make chairs for blind people or do they just gotta wing it

swagulation

unfortunate (or fortunate depending on where you lie on the shrimp scale) side effect of eating the breakfast i posted a few days ago: I am now compelled to make a game entirely about shrimp. Now some may argue the relevance of that breakfast but I swear to you that’s what caused it.

revolutionary comedic material as usual, you are a genuine inspiration to me, sausage wizard

just got it, this might be one of my favorite cards

mountain dew code red and 3 hot dogs on a plate with ketchup, one half eaten already

breakfast 🤤

It is with great sadness that I announce to you, “Whopper Whopper” by Burger King did not make it on my top songs for spotify wrapped this year. I know this is a great upset for many but I will do everything in my power to make sure this does not happen again. I’m sorry.

the world is so fucked up man, can’t even say you like toast anymore without people saying shit 😔

I wonder what would be the most optimal post to reach the most amount of feeds for maximum exposure, what combination of words will get me on the most feeds?

no way he did that

art history - jesus time

gonna start seizing the means of production soon if anyone’s up for that