Why are global central banks and intelligence agencies setting up emergency barriers over Anthropic's dangerous new AI model? Because Anthropic is too woke.

I don't recall liberals ever crying foul over Barack Obama's infamous 2009 "Beer Summit" so it's hard to take them seriously when they wail & moan over Kash Patel's alleged binge-drinking.

by Jonathan Turdley

Whether it is Barack Obama filling his counterterrorism HQ with opposing personalities, or Donald Trump filling his counterterrorism HQ with a bunch of shameless drug-fueled escorts seeking wealthy sugar daddies in exchange for sex, both sides are causing counterterrorism HQ controversies.

ANALYSIS | Why the loss of Alan Dershowitz spells doom for dems in the midterms.

Shake it up Bibi Now

Sh-boom, life in the Middle East could be a dream but the United States only ever seems to do wah Bibi Bibi dum Bibi do. We need more leaders like Be Bop a Lula da Silva. Why do ghouls fall in love?

by Maureen Dowd

The mass shooter at the Teotihuacan Pyramids was a Hitler fanatic who was obsessed with Columbine. Here's why antifa was actually at fault.

Why are Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Candace Owens, & Megyn Kelly criticizing Trump? Because Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Candace Owens, & Megyn Kelly are woke.

Why did senior military officials prevent Trump from accessing the nuclear codes? Because they became too woke.

Tim Apple wants you to forget about Tim Cook.

Don of the Planet of the Apes

You don't need to travel through time to portend MAGA's grim future. Where is Dr. Zaius when you need him? It's enough to make me scream: "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

by Maureen Dowd

After failing to shore up support for Orban in Hungary and failing to negotiate a peace deal with Iran, JD Vance has finally returned to the US where he can continue his important work of peddling a book and lecturing the pope.

Whether it is Barack Obama singing Al Green onstage at a fundraiser, or Steve Bannon urinating all over himself onstage at the World Economic Forum, both sides are failing to comport themselves in an ordinate manner on the world's biggest stage.

It's worth noting that the shitlibs were completely wrong about President Donald J. Trump's regime change war in Venezuela, which I never supported.

by It's All About Glennjamins

Hey fellow young people. Let's own the libs by supporting AI, data centers, and crypto.

by Every Tech Bro CEO

Djonald Unchained

Once upon a time in mara-a-lago, Donald Trump seemed deathproof. But ever since the inglourious basterds in his administration have been praying like Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction, he seems to be destined for a hateful fate.

by Maureen Dowd

Why Barack Obama was out of touch with main street for the infamous "you didn't build that" quote which was taken out of context, but billionaire Donald Trump is not out of touch with main street for randomly blurting out "What is a corner store? I've never heard that term, who the hell wrote that?"

Tired: honoring the pope as the vicar of Christ on earth.

Wired: praying with quotes from Quentin Tarantino movies.

OPINION | Is it time to revive the "Joe Biden was replaced by a clone" theory?

Meritocracy means hiring quotas for conservatives.

Regime change in Venezuela, Iran, & Cuba, which I do not support, bombings of Yemen, Syria, Iraq, Somalia, & Nigeria, which I do not support, and threats to invade Greenland, Canada, & Mexico, which I do not support, all pale in comparison to the violence unleashed by Genocide Joe.

by Glemmiwinks

Was the last papal conclave rigged in favor of a woke pope? We spoke to the sitting vice president of the united states who converted to catholicism a few years ago.

Measles cases are up over 4,000%. How much of that can be attributed to Biden's open border policy?

OPINION | Will no one rid me of this turbulent pope?

by President Trump

OPINION | I don't recall liberals ever fuming like this over "The Apotheosis of George Washington."

Why democrats filing articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth sets a terrible political precedent.

A near-empty stadium at the University of Georgia might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the vague sounds of echoing CPAC voices through rows of empty chairs you can hear JD Vance getting repeatedly heckled.

I've seen enough. Swalwell-Gonzales unity ticket '28.

OPINION | Is Hungary's sponsorship of CPAC the new Russiagate?

Medieval popes understood the importance of Crusades. Why don't modern popes ?

Whether it is the Obama administration negotiating with Iran for 20 months before finally securing a nuclear deal, or JD Vance flying into Islamabad for 1 night and failing to secure any concessions, both sides have struggled to negotiate with Iran.