There is no such joy in the Lotus as on the repairs (serious) thereto.

As a farm worker in a state that doesn't allow overtime for farm workers, Katie Porter can fuck off

Strait's back open, T. We got two weeks to get more Persian broads into the Bing.

All completely true, but them being not as bad doesn’t absolve their sins or un-murder the people that didn’t make it to CNN.

I’m not disagreeing with you, just trying to always consider everything in its context.

True but it’s not as if the last few democratic administrations have had squeaky clean hands either

Whether it's Trump threatening a nuclear war on Truth Social or Hillary Clinton sharing risotto recipes by email, both leaders made controversial use of digital communication.

Waiting for all the dem fundraising calls to hit my phone like if we just give them a little more money, they’ll fix everything.

But she had a funny fake voice!

This assumes that there will be a next administration and that these motherless fucks aren’t planning a coup.

I’m not a conspiracy guy but it seems like that’s the way it’s headed.

The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical YouTube video by Warhammer 40,000

This feels like a recruiting drive for incels? youtu.be/59NORGNnWlQ?...

A welcome sign with a tabby cat and behind it are the ruins of Largo di Torre Argentina

A close up of the ruins

One of the cats who lives at the sanctuary hiding behind some bushes

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

We (disgustingly and jokingly) refer to this phenomenon as Second Harvest in our house.

Thanks Jason Mantzoukas.

the possibility of owning a sports car only for getting out of the city and a French-Italian torment nexus with a suspension actuated by some proprietary formulation of gom jabbar and Malört appeals to me in a way that I’ll have to discuss with a mental health professional

fund public transit

my brain immediately translates the words “living car-free” to “Citroën SM ownership”, because that’s what living without the need for a car could mean for me

a car that works 40% of the time isn’t a daily means of conveyance - that’s a bus - it’s a slow descent into hydropneumatic delirium

Fuck everyone who was "just asking questions" and just wanted to "protect children."

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

Roadshow sticker!

Until this guy drops a pair of dark sunglasses and lights up a lucky strike.

Wait’ll you’re assailed and impaled with monster truck force!

Farkle or whatever it’s called rules. Dirty peasant Yahtzee!

Gene is a weirdo who lived in our backyard until we duped her into walking into our house. She’s a real cutie though and worth it for sure.

Keeping fingers crossed for your lil bud.

It’s insane. My wife and I just spent like $4k on teeth extractions for our latest rescue. Vet stuff always feels borderline predatory and I hate it because I can’t not participate in that system and be a responsible pet owner.

That said this bitch has 2 teeth left and is thriving.

Missiles but they’re withering takes on Iranian fashion trends. Blame millennials when it all catches up. I’ll take my 20% in goblin-made silver, please.

Missles but they’re deepfakes. Blame rogue AI when it all catches up. I’ll take my 20% in gold, please.

They tried this with car writers too, and reached out to me post-Jalopnik. Then I found out that they had a hiring ban on people from California because their practices (freelancer exclusivity without benefits) were deemed illegal here.

God he sucks.

Ok so hear me out: The Blues Brothers but it’s Fugazi.

Right? Right.

A post from someone named Smithauggie with a picture of Vada over Thomas J’s casket saying “he needs his glasses. He can’t see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses.”

Best one I’ve seen yet.

Whaddya call an act like that?

The aristocrats!