Everyone is taking a siesta before the game at 8:30pm

i laughed out loud omg

Minneapolis norovirus graphic

Me after jumping rope for 4 minutes (with several breaks)

i've been on depo for like 10 years so don't have the physical proof of my cycle but still have the emotions like this, so hard to not have the physical warning that i am about to crash out

Hope yall consider the logistics of rental assistance funds before passing this, good lort

I’ll fight to the death on his actions throughout his entire terms as governor in a positive light, we can have this conversation in person if you disagree, but this type of shit just continues to show he is for the people

Tim Walz tweeting: Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!

i have loved and will love Gov Walz forever, and this is fucking awesome

METEOR SHOWER TONIGHT if you’re up at midnight

Stanley Cup Playoffs: crosschecks allowed ??? encouraged ?? let go til another more serious crosscheck is done in response ???

Tom Emmer would be the perfect hit and yet

Gino’s East Supreme w extra cheese, my father raised me right

Why are we now classifying every human emotion as a different “disorder” 🙄

Foligno doubles down on his own problematic behaviors just like I do 💅🏻

I’m going to buy a late sell ticket to the game so I can crash out amongst my people instead of freaking out my dog at home 😭

That was an emotional rollercoaster.

Nvm

We needed these for these last three minutes huh

Beer in front of tv

🍻

If you need permission from an internet stranger, here is that permission. Deserved, really.

Faber giving me the chance to not let this game be my 13th reason

shouting “fuck my stupid life” at a volume my husband could hear outside in the alley while taking out the trash felt and feels appropriate still

Refs AND Dallas players just want us to lose or die I guess

So messy

Marcus Foligno jfc 😅

god the emotional rollercoaster of this game !!!

this hit me right in the heart wow

but i also hope blackwell is looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life

yup, asshole crowd fueling the asshole bullies

the world's biggest douchebags