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This digital art card for the podcast Subspace Cinema is a vibrant, retro-themed collage that pays tribute to the 1973 science fiction series The Starlost. Across the top, a light blue banner reads, "AFTER TREK ... BEFORE SPACE: 1999 ... THERE WAS ...," leading the eye to the show’s stylized white logo and a background image of the iconic Earthship Ark—a long, spindly spacecraft covered in glowing geodesic domes. On the left, three men representing the podcast hosts are humorously superimposed onto bodies wearing classic Star Trek-style uniforms (two in blue, one in gold), each sporting an "SB-80" shield patch. To the right, the original series' lead actors, Keir Dullea and Gay Rowan, appear in their rustic, tan 1970s costumes. The bottom left is anchored by the bold yellow and black "Subspace Cinema" logo, creating a playful bridge between modern podcasting and vintage sci-fi television

Gene Roddenberry had Star Trek. Harlan Ellison had... The Starlost. And then he immediately quit and used a fake name to escape the credits. We’re riffing the first episode and it is a gloriously hilarious disaster. Join me, Eric Kramer and @joetownsel.bsky.social on the ytube!

youtu.be/opKqF1Hq0us

"Don't speak ill of the dead" is one of those old controlly grandpa rules. Hardly anyone follows it but you're expected to. F that. Follow your conscience and I'll follow mine and Chuck Norris was a racist christian-supremacist pos

I have a drafts folder now which means if I write something I'm not sure of, it goes to joke jail

So I'm a Double-Triple-Sigma High Value Independent Self-Affirming Ultimate Male and you can tell because when someone tells me what to do, I employ the unstoppably powerful reality-hack of saying "Nuh-uh".

Now that we each have our own drafts folder, I'm sure the quality of posts on this platform will go through the roof

Yup. Absolutely .This joke has lived like royalty in my brain for what, 40 years?

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

The Blah-Blah or whatever: What th Who are you?
The Other One: I must pass on this secret
Blah-blah: No way what
Other One: You must guard it with your life
B-B: Okay
OO: Protect it from harm
BB: omg what is it
OO: I present to you some bullshit or whatever now do you believe we need a drafts folder

Many of us admit how much we hate this timeline, but can we talk about how this timeline hated us first?

Video Title: Wanna see that horrible person crash out and have his worst day ever?

Me: Hell yes I do [Clicks link]

Video: [Horrible person talks crap to reporters and spews his lying bullshit for 4 minutes straight UNCHALLENGED]

Video Host: Wasn't that awful?

Me: WHY DO I CLICK THESE VIDEOS

Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup

a man is standing in front of a window making a funny face . Alt: Quentin Tarantino is standing in front of a window making a funny face .

When Tarantino insults actors like Matthew Lillard, Paul Dano and Owen Wilson, he embodies the fear that so many actors have: the director is so stupid he doesn't get what we do. He's so fucking end-user dumb, he thinks anyone can be an actor. Most of us have seen your "acting" QT, and it sucks

Actor Jonathan Harris dressed in his "Lost in Space" costume he wore as Doctor Smith

When we started doing "Subspace Cinema" on my YT channel, we hosts made a pact:
Show as much Jonathan Harris as humanly possible. This Thursday's episode will be the pilot of "Space Academy", but right now you can enjoy him in our recent watchparty of "ARK II" www.youtube.com/live/CTGQz0p...

On one hand I hate interacting with trolls, but on the other I got this one to unironically yell "I'm not projecting my insecurities, you are" and it was pretty glorious

When I was a kid 18 was the drinking age and we'd go to a bar they'd have a big room in the back and a stage and some music would be played and we'd go in there and deal with the loud music and we'd shift from foot to foot. Do people still do that?

Name's familiar. Remember when all those videos were put side-by-side and there were newspeople reciting the exact same words?

www.npr.org/2018/04/02/5...

New York Post ‹ @nypost X.com Eric Trump says dad saw Charlie Kirk like *a second son' — and calls his assassination 'the biggest mistake' for left trib.al/cfXpYbW

He has three sons

He heard that the eyes are the window to the soul and he's like "OMG you can see the real me can't you? CAN'T YOU? Aaaaaah!"

Desert Tumbleweed GIF Alt: Desert Tumbleweed GIF

Me: Media literacy is at an all-time low

Them: How dare you say that

Me: Say what

Them: Your wrong

Me: About what?

Them:

A piece of the promo material for the netflix series "Gundam: Requiem for Vengeance". In the background of the shot is a giant robot.

I know you've felt alone but have you ever felt "I liked Gundam: Requiem for Vengeance" alone?

I know I don't seem like it but Godzilla Minus One is my favorite movie

Charlie Kirk warns that Haitian migrants "will become your masters" if Trump loses the election

Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Them: Charlie Kirk is a victim and deserves your empathy. Me: You're right. Thank you for being woke.

I'm not interested in trolling his grieving family but I will troll TF outta his pearl-clutching dumfuk fans

Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.

My depressed friends keep pointing out that 🤡 is still alive but I prefer to think of him as almost dead

Marjorie Taylor Greene stands at a press conference podium that is labelled 'EPSTEIN FILES TRANSPARENCY ACT"

I am obsessed with a post-🤡 America. Marjorie Troller Goon has already broken away from the cult to run for potus. I believe she believes she's a glass-ceiling-shattering Margaret Thatcher Iron-Lady type. I predict she'll be their Hillary, boosted by being well-known and then crushed by the misogyny

🚀 Star Trek fans! It’s almost finale time and we’re going LIVE to break it all down. ✨ This week on Strange Old Trekkers we’re reviewing Strange New Worlds 3x09 “Terrarium”—the penultimate episode of the season! Ortegas takes the spotlight in a high-stakes story that’s got the fandom buzzing. 😱 Join Captain John, Commander Joe, and Chief of Pettiness Officer Eric Thursday at 7:00 p.m. PT for our live recap, review, and fan chat. 🖖 💬 Theories, tropes, Trek lore—we’ve got it all. See you in the chat, Trekkers!

Hey so my group's got a gig tonight, swing by if you can

www.youtube.com/live/wS9FIsr...

Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.