meanwhile we were chased down the fucking street by a german shepherd once because it was left unleashed and unattended on a porch, and my dog is reactive on leash when other dogs are loose, so I was carrying her 35lb ass so she didn't start a fight, it was a Bad Time

yeah, I have a dog who I love very much...and I would /never/ have her off leash in a city (except in my own fenced yard ofc)! it's not safe for her, it's annoying for other people, and frankly it's also not a problem to do bc I spent a month leash training her so she doesn't pull 🤷‍♀️

a table with a floral tablecloth, laden with easter dishes (carrot cake, dinner rolls, green beans, ham, mashed potatoes & gravy) + four place settings and a vase of tulips

happy easter 🐣🐰

also if someone is /really/ carrying on, we've already got a penalty you could call for that: delay of game!

if you want some graphs from hockey viz of specific stats of minutes when he was or wasn't on the ice I'm happy to provide

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

this is why I loved my French translation classes in college! obviously you try to do your best with other markers of formal register but it's not easy; it is a super interesting mental puzzle though! idioms too!!

I don't think we could do it fast enough, they gotta turn this around Yesterday if they want any chance

this the one you were thinking of? there's also one with Nick and Bob hugging on it that I think literally says more wins more hugs but it's in a harder to access part of my closet 😂

I own it!! I'll take a picture tomorrow 😂

yesssss whimsical warm weather dress!! I hope it's delightful!

happy to use my Google skills for good 🫡

looks like anthropologie is selling it second hand? www.anthropologie.com/shop/hybrid/...

it always blows my mind when I say things like "how much of an impact does that have? oh only like $1M? that's not a priority"

niche corner time: if I learned about a comedian from their work on dropout, that's their last name forever when talking about them to my friends. recent examples:
-raph dropout on the pitt??
-this is an incredible impression by jeremy dropout on SNL

between the constant overheating, the snake jewelry, and the vibing to figure skating, I really relate to this man

@exhaustdata 2 months ago Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence @chillextremist 3 months ago When I'm in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying

sure did!!

they responded to negging! tbh I will take a point after being down by 2 with 7min left. and it was very exciting (lots of murder)

a friendship bracelet that says "YOU BLUE FUCKS"

experience jackets hockey

my first car was a 1998 VW beetle, diesel engine, stick shift, black with flames 😎

-summer league jersey from a local team that looks like a 90s disposable cup
-novelty old west themed nick foligno (from a charity auction)
-the only good CBJ pride jersey produced in recent years
-CBJ stadium series
-matty beniers kraken away
-etc etc

finally managed to hit the PWHL shop when they had victoire jerseys in stock in my size and it made me realize that I have a deeply weird but also extremely sick jersey collection. highlights include:
-nana fujimoto rivs
-paul kariya eggplant & jade mighty ducks
-max pacioretty habs 2016 WC

this has been my exact thought for ages, bc the way bad shippers are treating François is *exactly* how the Larries treated Nick (mad that the only out queer person in this situation gets in the way of them shipping two cute young dudes so they aim their internalized homophobia at him)

it's very funny! imo the most unrealistic part is imagining men could be so organized 😂

unfortunately HP, proboards/ff.net, 9 😂

take it and run before anyone schedules any more 😂

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

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