Not me still rocking a 6970 lightning from 2011 lol

Some non slutty content for once - Smoking on a Magic Toast tonight. Great cigar 😋

Blessed be those who dine on His gifts 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

I love it when things (like mortgage applications) limit the job title to 30 characters. Like have they ever seen a job title?

Normalize replying to spam texts with gay porn. Thank you for cumming to my ted talk.

IT here. We just provide the tools, what you do with them is none of our business. But also, we might talk about it over a pitcher of margaritas

The chili cheese fries and a spicy chicken sandwich would heal all of my problems right now. I haven't lived near one for like 2 years and they closed the one near my office (when I work on campus) 😭

I also take fiber every day, but if I'm going to be active, I will be super consistent with a larger scoop for a week or two before.

Use good thick lube if you can. And it's never a bad thing to need/ask for more lube.

Versatile queen here: position matters for me, if I think it's going to be a stretch, I always start on knees and elbows. That way everything is out of the way and easy to access and you can easily lean forward if it's too much. Having that option helps me relax everything.

I love the size on the Nubs, the Maduro 460 is my fav from the line. I've really been enjoying the stuff from Lure lately.

If you've got a local tobacconist, go say hi to em. The folks at the shop here are fantastic and have been super helpful!

House first, then more toys 😘

Very nice! I'm excited to see what you make with it!

Ooh, which one? I'm trying to express restraint and wait until after I move, but the urge to print cute/fun geocaching containers is strong

I forgot to post this morning, but here's my little green thong for St. Patrick's day 😘✅

My urge to lick and suck is high thanks to this picture 😋

The weather is gross, but the stuffed pepper soup is done 🥰

Certified soup slut, clocking in for duty.

Damn, the Indian spot here literally just closed and now I want nothing more than a nice spicy bowl of chicken vindaloo 🤤

Looks good Kip!

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The alt text sent me. I love it 😂

The little bump and dim when you open a folder? Bliss. Comfort View? Perfect. Circle to Search continues to find new ways to improve my day to day. And all of the animations honestly feel spot on for timing. The fingerprint reader even feels like more of a graceful interaction.

Excuse the non-smut but the Android 16 March Pixel Drop actually feels so good to use it's almost porn.

300 whole kips? That's a lot of kips

If it's a job you really want, I'd push back/ask the hiring manager or recruiter what things you didn't meet. We've got a "good" portal, and it's still so dogshit (unless you are in it all day every day) that we end up using Excel to track everything by hand.

"The instructions were unclear, and I did what felt right"

Erm, I didn't even know that was an option...seems...unsafe lol

Yes dad, I'm sorry. Please don't be too mad, my ass still hurts from last time 🥺

I always slap a slice of american cheese in there 😋

Me next! Me next! 😘

Damn girl, you outdid yourself 😋 hopefully you got heaps of "thank you" for that effort!

They can definitely be good! My office used to do one once a month, rotated around, turned into a huge pain. We still gather for breakfast once a month but now leadership just brings in simple items from catering and it's way better in my eye