I don't like Record Store Day so I like to wait until after for the sloppy seconds

Spent too much on records yesterday

"double dumb ass on you" and so forth

Let he who is without skin jerk the first chicken

Unfortunately sex work is work which takes the fun out of everything

I got a haircut

Larry King's been gone for 5 years but the man's prostate is still delivering quality programming on late-night TV

Everything runs like shit and everyone in silicon valley is a subhuman monster who should be eating each turd as it emerges from my puckered sphincter in order to approximate 1/10th of what it feels like to be a real person in 2026

Make an app that doesn't run like absolute dog ass challenge

Did not get catcalled ONCE today despite looking like this. Embarrassing.

This is what "let people enjoy things" and "poptimism" took from you

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

You could probably do a whole unit on the Death Wish series itself, in terms of how it goes from a dark, serious thriller series to an almost live action cartoon full of elaborate booby traps set to Fox News uncle apocalyptic urban fantasies

Dirty Harry and Death Wish because of the extrajudicial violence/vigilantism, one man considering himself above the law.
Rio Bravo because it was John Wayne's direct response to High Noon, which featured a blacklisted screenwriter and acted as a parable about McCarthyism.

Dirty Harry, Death Wish, Rio Bravo

I never thought that a random book I bought based off a tweet would include an anecdote about the author's dad getting cruised by ERROL FLYNN but here we are

how much money does the marine corps lose

Right? MPREG wasn't a thing then!

The long, dark Peter Thiel's hot tub of the human soul

Friday

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

trevor moore telling you a fun fact

Secret Service agents be like: but it's my JOB to be a pussy

People are posting their hogs on Twitter and it's my job to observe obediently

I have ASCENDED

Every detrans tweet reads like the person who wrote it is about to blow a blood vessel in their brain

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side. Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!

Screenshot of an address label with the name Jill Nutting-Comes.

Jill Nutting-Comes