the media's actual response to this is to invite him to their dinner as the honored guest

The US will fall bc the only opposition party is 3 corporations in a trench coat 🤷🏽‍♂️

Starting next week, I'm getting in on the grift. Who knows how options work and can explain it to me like im 5?

He means "like shit" and im sorry seltzer water company, but i will now be using your government name everytime i wanna like shit forever and always going forward

happy Earth Day

Heard it as "almost definitely" and I won't recognize any other interpretation

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

A looksmaxxing Transformer, call it Vehicular *catapults phone into the sun

One daily affirmation I find helpful: "I'll look for a therapist tomorrow"

“You don’t need to be an expert”

I dont think it is possible to erase MJ from our collective cultural memory, hes not cancelable in that way. Its just a fact we'll have to add to his multi hyphenates: singer-dance-chimo extraordinaire

I only really came to terms with who Mike was after the HBO documentary. I now concede, in all likelyhood, he was guilty of something untoward with those boys.

I was one of those kids. His music really brought a lot of joy to my life. History was the first music I bought with "my own money" (on double cassette).

On this note, after two pesky journalists took down The President, those same conservatives & elites also embarked upon a project to completely neuter the press to ensure no more journalists would ever be able to hold them to account again, even if they were caught fucking children

Wall Street Journal headline: "Alan Dershowitz: Why I'm Becoming a Republican"

Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this

r/AmItheAsshole

I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off

surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters

Discovered recently a song on the playlist at work is Ed Sheeran, and not the Jonas Bros... went from a 7 to a 5. It was a fine JBros song, but underwhelming Ed song, ya know what I mean 🤪

Shaq and Tpain b2b, i might have to go....

If i could do it again, a festival. But there isn't much in March. And theres something about celebrating your birthday, months later, thats just 😮‍💨.
But you, Mr. Container should go to a festival. When is Electirc Forest? Do they still do thatm

You are what you skeet.

@gurtsherm.bsky.social thank you this, much appreciated 🙏

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Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

Oh, the ONE therapist office you called hasn't called back? Well, I guess that's the end of your self improvement journey.

somebody media trained grandma

Can't do much these days and not fund them. They own all of media sooo.....

Unfortunately, it won't. THAT portion of the electorate are the deepest in, plus you add the troll the libs portion, honey baby child, US of A, ya COOKED

You gotta admit. Nine Inch Nails is a pretty fucking good band name