I was forced to take a vacation but it is time to work again with something simple, miami biker ninja gang that steals cocaine.

I would like to ask why it seems files labeled "Comedy" contains more variety in death than files labeled "Action" or "Horror".

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File #2320125195111422
Contained
Death By Headshot
Death By Incineration
Death By Breaking Another's Neck

And Bonus Points for knock out by blunt force trauma

A rank of 5 out of 10

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My employer has asked me to stop writing my reports on stone tablets, again.

I crave violence.

We didn’t understand you’re supposed to pay to send screeners to critics (an eblast quote to just one group was $13k… have to budget that next time).

It’s widely available on the internet! We prefer Kanopy, you just need a library card and it’s free. U still have a library card… RIGHT?!

Technically counting the amount of deaths is another department's job.
But it does contain a larger variety of deaths.

More kills than John Wick

Mortals I feel I must ask a question.
Why do you feel the need to explore sounds in places you shouldn't be?
It often helps with my lists but I assume you don't want that.

Like minded people stick together.

Aboard the Nostromo.

#illustration

The sword in the stone 🐭🗡️ #illustration

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File #202151138102383
Contained
Death By Obliteration
Deaths By Decapitation
Deaths By Crushing
Deaths By Incineration
A Headshot

A rank of 6 out of 10
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Even for me this death comes as a shock.

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File #1612742012126
Contained
Deaths By Headshot
Death By Decapitation
Death By Incineration
Deaths By Vore

A rank of 5 out of 10.
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File #1612742012126
Contained
Deaths By Headshot
Death By Decapitation
Death By Incineration
Deaths By Vore

A rank of 5 out of 10.
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Introduce yourself with four movies:

It means this "film" has ranked higher in kill variety than any of the John Wick "films".

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File #815213312624
Contained
Death by neck break
Deaths by obliteration
Deaths by decapitation
Deaths by Headshot
Deaths By Fire
Deaths by flattening
Deaths by falling

A rank of 8 out of 10

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File #111222331211
Contained
Deaths by headshot
Death by strangling

Bonus point for knockout by blunt force trauma

A rank of 4 out of 10

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File #20620818352496
Reached a rank of 7 out of 10 on our scales.

A "pretty good one" some would say.

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File #11151810112719
Contained
Death by throat slit
Death by asphyxiation

A rank of 3 out of 10.

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The "Blood Eagle" while visually impressive does not fall into any of my department's categories.

But I would give it, as some would say a "thumbs up" for variety.

Rather a useful bunch with my work.
Sometimes giving a throat slit, a burning, or strangulation.
At the very least often a decapitation for the ones with a sense of showmanship.

I understand shooting and/or stabbing at the torso is easier but why not get more creative when taking out other mortals?

No Need For A Coffin: A List Of Obliterated Deaths A list of anything that leaves a mortal as nothing more than bits and insides goes here. So explosions, grinders, or being hit by a vehicle fast enough

It seems my list of Obliterations has reached 500 entries.

Congratulations to all those mortal beings who we remembered for adding some spice to death

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She could have had more variety with those killings.
In style not target.

No Need For A Coffin: A List Of Obliterated Deaths A list of anything that leaves a mortal as nothing more than bits and insides goes here. So explosions, grinders, or being hit by a vehicle fast enough

It seems my list of Obliterations has reached 500 entries.

Congratulations to all those mortal beings who we remembered for adding some spice to death

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I don't enjoy nights off.
Feels like there is more work to be done.

File #1923201210181012917
Only received a 5 out of 10 on our scales.

But as a watcher I found it quiet enjoyable.