Can’t fucking wait to hear the Orange Pig squealing about it tomonght!!!🤣👏🎉💩

Good night men and boys in my phone. I jerked of three times today, I’m about to sleep great.

This is so well done. 👌

There are 40 point swings happening in special elections now, If the House does nothing between now and November it goes from a blood bath to an extinction level event.

So let me get this right. I've been on edge all fuckin' day thinking WW3 was about to go nuclear, and then 30 minutes to the deadline it's, paraphrased, "Oh actually we surrendered on every point. Praise be to Allah. Winning!".......? Is that right?

One more…

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

Something about cats and boxes, ya know?

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

"someday"

For everyone who's curious but doesn't want to go check:
This is real, and the replies people asking him for money.

An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

Jan 20~28th's habit of kicking me in the balls has repeated itself. 4k and no parts until May. Boo.

It's not "feeling abandoned, 1 week to homelessness with no where to go and no idea what to do a week after losing your job"(2009 bad) but I'm not quite sure what to do all the same.

Refused to come inside yesterday. Currently sleeping next to me in bed.

Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

This is fucking gross

Yay. Woohoo. Awesome. I work in Dallas tomorrow and this happens on my way home tonight.

I hope it’s the transmission, it still drives and no metal noises. Gotta put 300 miles on it before Monday when it’ll be 7• outside >.>

Dad's got the beef. 🥩🍖

3 panel comic Panel 1: A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams “YEAHHHH!” Panel 2: A new guy walks into shot from the left and says “You guys watching football?” A guy in crowd answers “Nope” Panel 3: The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams “OH FUCK YEAH”

imagine if it happens on tv

Scott Adams - Bi Representation?

Had surgery to remove an infected access last week. The scar is gnarly.

Being a giant means normal bath tubs are itty bitty.