How Frankie was my Valli

I love the long ſ. I always pronounce it in my head when I'm reading it like an "f", it's more fun that way.

"Genuine Asshole, Who Is Shockingly Stupid and Incompetent, Tells Obvious Childlike Lie in Angry Voice"
... the sheer, staggering number of articles that could just have this as the headline.

We have gotten so used to clean food that a bunch of idiots now assume that's just the way food comes.

Personal headcanon for this is that she killed that fuckin monkey

New posters in da shop

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if your not using ai youre going to get left behind. you gotta use it. guys please use it. we're going to make you use it. your fridge is ai now. fuck you

UPDATE: Impeachment proceedings against Rep. Cohen have begun in the House, gaining immediate bipartisan support

BREAKING: Rep. Steve Cohen (D) announces plans to grow Fu Manchu mustache.

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

Tune in to watch me show Harvey Pekar some AI comics I generated in his style live on Letterman tonight, I think he’s gonna love em

I feel like the entire membership of the O.T.O. was split evenly between those two archetypes: the demon summoners and the girlfriend stealers

What if TOOL played the Las Vegas Sphere, and it was just an acoustic set under houselights

Dr. Mario lookin’-ass

A criminally underappreciated post. "We chart ourselves by thumbprints in brushstrokes." That just says it all.

I avoided any content about The Outer Wilds while I was playing it to avoid any spoilers, then after I was finished checked out the subreddit and it's all very adoring fans with a great love and deep affection for that game

sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you

I enjoyed them all, and this is absolutely the correct order.

Yesssss. I love the WOA trilogy but I miss the spookiness of some of the older levels, especially in Blood Money.

What if this was the last thing you read before the bombs fell

When you dress for the job you want (queer eye consultant), not the job you have (lone gunman assassin)

When you dress for the job you want (GHB dealer), not the job you have (meth dealer)

About time someone gave the people what they truly want

In the Saw movies, does anyone ever get their hands on that puppet and fuck it up? Just put a severe beatdown on the puppet

Nothin yet.