oh non, zee wifi card she is so stupeed

It’s very hard to take the AI bros’ sudden embrace of UBI seriously when they are simultaneously cheering Trump’s destruction of the welfare states, tbh

The 12-Year-Old Superpower - Truthdig We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.

Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.

trying to end bullying was a mistake

Big burly men with tears in their eyes “I could make 10,000 iPhones a day but only black, it’s the rose gold that slows me down, because I keep having to tell myself no homo”.

“the actual difficult part of iphones is making the color for icky girls”

Yes, I have just done a naked forward roll. But there was a good reason Adrian Chiles

Opinion Homes I've no fewer than 17 wooden spoons. But I have a favourite and I'd miss it for ever if it went missing Adrian Chiles

Celebrating 4/20 in your 20’s vs celebrating 4/20 in your 30’s

raisins are bugs

Laughing at the idea that the "first order of business if Dems win House/Senate" should be to re-introduce the right-wing immigration bill Biden/Harris tried to run on in 2024 to take the immigration issue off the table by making a ton of concessions to the anti-immigration right.

it is a health hack. it makes you look cool and makes dealing with people bearable. but it only works with cigarettes, not this nerd shit

that’s only if you want to be cool and not a dork

The currently escalating tech backlash must be put in the context of:

“people have been listening to the most insufferable techbros in the world gleefully threaten everyone else with mass unemployment for over 6 years, and they’re sick of their shit”

i mean i’d love to see it but this just suggests he’s losing 55-45 or so. remaining voters are all republicans

remember when trump attacked pope bob? that was 6 years ago

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at least yeltsin was hammered!

Absolutely brutal line

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Not sure Peter Mandelson can survive this as ambassador

The Wild Wild Western Water Wars - The American Prospect As a changing climate bakes and dries up the Colorado River, the seven basin states can’t agree on how to share the declining water resources.

in the American West, we've got totally nonsensical 174-year-old legal structures about water rights colliding with climate change-fueled drought, with the federal government AWOL prospect.org/2026/04/17/w...

you’re all gonna feel really silly when we find out hamas was making rockets in the statue

cackling at the second of these

how is this literally happening in real life

yes, you have to invest some so that you can capitalize should opportunity call, but this “it’s because the mean ol dnc thinks we’re flyover country” stuff is dumb

“be candid or risk a public backlash” buddy if unemployment goes to 30% (it won’t) some candor ain’t gonna save you

Why would so many Democratic voters be turning away from Israel rn, a nation openly run by trump loving far right psychos who keep saying you’re a bad person if you let them keep doing orgies of bombings on civilians, and who keep insisting the U.S. plunge itself into expensive regional bloodbaths…

“we know how to fight.” trump won tulsa county by 15, no you don’t

in fact under woke 2 we’re appointing lincoln riley as brisket tsar for oklahoma. carrot clearly doesn’t work, so they’re getting the stick

to his credit, that *is* like every dem in mike’s district, so it was fairly impressive

it is real, it’s where deranged orange county californians set up their “troubled teen” camps

varies election-to-election! but yeah, i suppose idaho, wyoming and wv have been more frothy under trump