Oh? Is that so? Well, I believe I've done enough divulging of the Head's secrets for a few eternities. Thus, I don't believe I have much to tell you. Apologies.

Lying does you no favors.

"Heavy Metal"? Yes, quite a few of them are.

"Homestuck"? The door's right there.

Hm? "House arrest"? I suppose you'll need a place to stay until it gets out of prison, then.

Sawfish? What kind? There are many of them.

Tend implies a trend. Not an absolute fact.

Ratio.

"Bird Flu"? Yes. They tend to do that.

"Wood fired Pizza?"
Well, I wish Pizza luck on its job hunt.

I've got one of those too!

A horse walks into a bar and- y'know it's a joke so the horse is allowed in the bar, so that's fine. This horse, he walks into the bar- it doesn't matter that it's a boy horse it could be a girl horse or whatever. Not important to the joke.

Apartment complex? Actually, it's rather simple.

How awful of you, Roland. To be so blatantly homophobic. For shame.

The Head takes the place of a traditional government within the City. If we were not under a free market, then, it stands to reason it would be controlled and regulated by them, yes?

And yet, do you trust one such as the Head to make those choices?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says:
"Holy shit, is that a horse?"
The horse replies:
"Mind your own damn business and give me a drink."

I hold no interest in ever having a child. I would rather not lose any of my opacity by doing so. I would become transparent.

There is no duty but those forced upon oneself. This is the 'disease of the mind' which Carmen seeked to cure. And yet, you justify your suffering as a sacrifice to make the world a better place.
Your duty is null.
Your sacrifice is for naught.
Your efforts serve to ruin.
Reminds me of something...

You ordered a "package" and it's "coming" in the "male"? Interesting.

You're telling me this 'mother' board is full of 'trans' 'sisters'? Fascinating.

Hah... you'll just be moving from one black forest to the next, dear.

Hmph. Well, I suppose you may be right. After all, who am I to strip the bird of its Black Forest?

For the unchanging to change, the unconfronting to confront themselves, and the unloving to love... what could possibly cause such a thing? It truly does intruige me.

...What purpose does a judge whom refused to judge serve? It is your identity, your nature. I did not believe it was possible for abnormalities to deny such, considering what they are...

I suppose you're right. You do, however, seem far more likely than Tiphereth does.

Continuing this path will only result in your hanging. Unless you believe yourself to be free of sin?

Child, stand down. This does not concern you.

Is freedom truly possible in the City? You condemn those you judge to a fate of death. Perhaps you should recieve the same favor.

Better you deal with me than meet any other multitudes of fates within the city.

Thank you, dear. I'll do what I can to repay it.