I'm afraid we've not reached that step in development just yet. For now, you'll have to build your own.

Yes, thanks to its new emotional matrix, it's capable of processing sadness and so many more emotions!

A shame. Nevertheless, we appreciate your patronage.

Previous Molentary Express customers will receive an exclusive discount! I trust you are one, correct?

Development on the mobile fortress line of transportation is going swimmingly. Paying customers will soon be able to take a ride from London to Oxford in roughly one hour in splendid luxury.

I purchased it some time ago. The best scientists in Britain are working on it right at this very moment to enhance its capabilities.

You of course remember Dolores, who you stole from me.

You know what you did, Anton. I will say no more.

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Absolutely. If you saw his antics as a teenager with your own eyes, you would agree.

A homosexual.

Don't call my brother a poof, you imbecile!

Do not encourage him!

WHAT!!! How are you texting on a fridge? This is madness! I can't take away a fridge!

Correct! The police asked me to stop all the noise complaints!

Deal with him yourself.

Nigel! We've all wanted to do this at some point, but you've taken things too far.

Fredrich Beluga.

Samuel, everybody knows this is you, it's not funny.

It shows my strength. I have the might of a beluga whale.

Who even are you?

I won’t let the homosexuals force me out of this site. No homosexual can defeat Fredrich Beluga.

I refuse to give that Zuckerberg a single penny! He insulted me at a gala. And I don’t need more minions, I already have enough on the payroll.

COAL!!! SHOVEL IT!!!

Don't listen to that fool! I'm his uncle, and I need him to get back to work!

What the hell are you doing, Samuel! Give my brother his phone back, or you're on coal duty for the rest of the week!

Is everybody on this app besides me a homosexual?

My 100th follower will receive an exclusive 5% discount on a ticket! Now don’t let anyone tell you I’m not generous.

Quiet down over there! I’m trying to sleep!