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Look, people, it was either this or the status quo on trans people being allowed to (mostly) fully participate in society. You can see how it was an extremely difficult call.
April Fools Day on the internet sucks.
I love dots. The candy. Or balls of colored wax they pass off as candy. Taste and texture. Mouthfeel.
I just love dots.
SO wild how quickly Democrats in power will throw women candidates under the bus for mediocre white men with Nazi tattoos who worked for Blackwater.
For anyone up late and eager to be pissed off: Ohio Republicans have introduced a bill that would require every pregnancy to be registered with the state and given a "certificate of life"
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
All warmongers can get fucked.
Coffee grounds can be used to exfoliate
Was just ma’am’ed at a restaurant while trying to appear masc. Good and scary at the same time.
Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"
Happy Friday 13th!
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So I’ve gotten my daughter into Magic: The Gathering after the kids stumbled onto my old cards. Oh no.
Glad we got your hands warm so my arms can feel like trust again //
I can promise true waves when the summer comes
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I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.
It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.
The dream: make movies, retire, watch basketball, tour with your band
i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
The misogyny on display in response to Renee Nicole Good’s murder is terrifying.
A lot of men hate women, especially white liberal women.
They defend rape. They defend forced birth. They defend pedophilia.
Now they’re defending murder.
They want to control us.
The patriarchy enables this.
ICE are lying pigs. The moderate position is junking the entire agency and prosecuting everyone in their command structure for war crimes.
The morally correct position involves twenty-yard scaffolds.
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
The original Slanket
Me, Back to the Futuring myself to 2004 with copies of When You Fell From Heaven, Biff-style: You wanna be a girl, Jess? I can make it happen.
Young Jess: How do you know about that? Nobody knows about that but me.
Old Jess: Just get in the car. Today’s your lucky day.
Huh. Never bothered to look it up before to see what other people call it. Post-book depression? Book hangover?
Finished reading All the Way by @badambulist.bsky.social and it’s going to take a while to recover. 11/10
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a corridor on the Enterprise. Two non series regular crew members are standing behind Spock in a bodyguard stance. (Tough guy bodyguard vibe, not Kevin Coster/Whitney Houston bodyguard vibe). Spock is wearing a dress uniform with extra flair, medals, and pins, a golden sash, and has a goatee. He's looking at Kirk, who seems a bit cocky and is wearing a glittery fancy gold sleeveless uniform. Closed caption reads, "Terror must be maintained or the empire is doomed."
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter