Is your fucking profile pic wearing a crown?

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign.

Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us.

What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

name a performer you're always happy to see in a film or series

Anyway mezcal is made from wild agave and can l only be produced on Mexican land. It blows tequila out of the water and opens enjoyers up to a world of varieties and flavors as compared to tequila.

john podhoretz when the train is moving on the big screen it is NOT coming at you you are NOT in danger,

An evergreen statement.

a black and white photo of a restaurant with a caption that says play la marseillaise ALT: a black and white photo of a restaurant with a caption that says play la marseillaise

Time to watch Casablanca again, maybe for the last time ever.....

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.

Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

Black Cow YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic

The smoothest song ever that is also basically “bitch you are a mess” youtu.be/XRj0Ohg-y1A?...

black t shirt, yellow text I GOT THAT (japanese text presumably saying I GOT THAT) *lithograph in green of tortoise* DOG IN ME (more japanese text that presumably reads DOG IN ME

(generated by google translate) black t shirt, yellow text I got that in me *lithograph in green of tortoise* DOG IN ME there is a dog

kinda fell in love with this shirt that was algorithmically forced on me so i checked the translation to make sure we were copacetic and tragically the shirt has become cooler than the original

It’s also objectively uglier.

I admire a good ol’ commitment to the bit.

And the poisonous mushrooms for dinner.

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

imagine if it happens and the ai bubble pops and ice is defunded all in the same year. it could happen. reversion to the mean owes us a big check after the last 10 years.

I just worked an event for a certain AI tycoon I shan’t name, and was not tipped one red cent.

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

replace rfk jr with this guy

BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy