It’s a shame we aren’t on there. Feels like I got snubbed

Bundesliga club, Bayern Munich, will be the first team to try a new tactic: When Kane is tired, he will substitute his statue to play for him. According to the German Football League (DFL) this is legal as it’s the same person, right down to the skill.

(Via DFL.de )

Lamelo Ball fined $25,000 after derogatory statement during post-game interview, and similar to Kyrie, will have to meet with the leader of the LGBTQIA+ and give speeches to local schools on the dangers of homophobia.

(via @shamsbot.bsky.social)

When asked to acknowledge any future competitors he would like to fight, Jon Jones had this to say after UFC 309

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Child predator associate, Chet Holmgren, comes out as gay after challenging NBA Central to top him

(via @chetholmgren.bsky.social )

got fake accounts stealing my tweets smh

Pistons sign 27 y/o fry cook, Craig Holmes with a six-year, $150,000 contract. J.B. Bickerstaff had this to say:

“He has skills that’ll lead the younger guys and the ability to handle immense pressure. At this point, we gotta try everything”

(Via Barstools)

According to a recent report, Charles Barkely never meant San Antonio, but S.A as in South Africa:

“I went to Johannesburg and saw so many fat women, I thought I was still in Texas”

(Via TNTSports)

LIVE: LeBron Retirement

Lebron has now stated, according to ESPN, that he will not retire unless he has played with all his children in the NBA, even Zuri.

Kawhi Leonard speaks on life after being out for the season, per @shamsbot.bsky.social :

“I think I might try acting, I always wanted to be a stunt double in a crazy action movie. My body’s definitely up for the challenge.”

On the latest ep of Sesame Street, Elmo ask Andrew Garfield how he feels declaring for the 2025 NBA Draft:

“I’m going #1 for sure. Fuck Big Bird for doubting me and that dracula vamp nigga too.”

(Via PBSKids.org)

Lonzo Ball on how difficult getting back into the gym was:

“I just wanted to play Sparking Zero, but coach said he’d take away my PS5 if I didn’t come to practice”

(Via ESPN.com)

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