I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

Yeah, an actual Jackson child would never star in something against him

While all I've had is Reform. No one else is trying which does feel like the area is being forgotten about. Unfortunately that feels like a Reform win

I worry that the foods people will say are the worst of the UK are the only ones I really like. Mainly because they're usually pretty plain and I'm not an adventurous eater

2 emails at work today, one from a former director and one from a current director asking to to 'prioritize and finalize' payment of the same invoice.

Hating people must pay well. I cannot imagine dedicating my entire life to it. (I've just read about that 'influencer' from america who has been banned from the UK)

Pam Ayres did warn us

This child was 5

Saw a story the other day about a child who had been serves alcohol accidentally in a restaurant. The funniest part was the story stating their alcohol level in terms of how many times over the drink drive limit it was

Your builders are listening to Greatest Hits radio

He also did the whole 'legal guardian' thing with a 17 year old dancer who he ended up marrying.

The update to the little game I like to play on my phone while on my lunch, has introduced a new element where parts of it are locked. This has made it impossible to complete without getting extra turn and thus sitting through more adverts

RIP Alan Osmond. Crazy Horses is a banger

The is the same reason why there's ice skating Disney shows - Disney on ice

The film 'Frozen' was called that, instead of 'The Ice Queen' so that if you google 'Walt Disney Frozen' you no longer get stories about him being cryogenically frozen on the first pages

Thought I was having the worst hot flush but it turns out I’d just forgotten to turn my electric blanket off

My miss sold finance claim people are asking me for bank statements from 3 months before and 4 months after I took out the finance in 2015. I don’t even remember what bank I was with then

Seeing Hans Blix on this documentary, I’m confused why he sounds Irish

It’s pretty bleak to find out that the children in the May Day parade that took place after the Chernobyl explosion in Kyiv were specifically taken from orphanages so that there were no parents to say no

Last I saw of Faragae is he’s decrying antisemitism

Stop Reform and the Tories Stop Reform and the Tories in the UK Parliament, Local Elections, the Senedd, and the Scottish Parliament.

I’ve got my postal vote in but
stopreformuk.vote can’t tell me how to vote tactically yet

I witnessed someone filming a skit for instagram on Friday and I don't understand how they're not deeply embarrassed

not being able to use it for gambling sometimes includes the national lottery, which would really limit where you can use the card

Whenever anyone if the office sneezes, I will say "bless you". Whenever I sneeze and no-one says it to me, I always think "What, no bless yous for Giacomo?"

In the second photo she looks like she's got a touch of Maine coon about her

Yep. People love Monty Python but there's a lot of sketches that didn't work

Also, My granddad was number 2

Even USA SNL is hit & miss

Despite not watching SNLUK I have seen 1 sketch, and this is why I woke up singing "What kind of Irish is your granddad"