😍Sweet little darlings🤣

She’ll just completely shut down. 🤣🤣 …Screencapped and sent to mom

They are rather lovely. I hope we’re never too poor-visioned to need the contrast, but I’m not holding my breath.

🤣 If I ever publish, it’ll be under the pseudonym, M. I. Le K, after that horrendous headstone at the cemetery. 🤣

Yeah, the ‘80s…when families of introverts were stuck at a table together, trapped in their own inability to smalltalk, bolting their food like wolves in order to get away. Heartwarming.

Oooooh!

Their definition of “sticker” differs from mine.

Thank you for this. I’ve never before considered Jebus bursting through the wall like the Kool-Aid man and saying “Oooh Yeahhh” (but, you know, the Aramaic equivalent). Someone needs to paint this scene.

The deep urge to hug the mascot, the horrifying knowledge there’s some *human* in there. 😬

I, a former magazine designer, said, “What the fuck is this thing?”

Ohio sucks, hence DEVO.

When you serve to one of the only educated states in the nation.

Silver lining right there.

A QR code in an email is an interesting thing. What am I intended to do with that?

I don’t think it’s something you ever grow out of.

It’s me telling them 389 times to get their damn intrusive palettes out of my way.

#crüe

Barf

I like how Adobe just keeps showing you the same useless/unnecessary/obtrusive tutorials over and over without even asking yay or nay.
Yes, Adobe, I’m familiar with the Undo function, and no, I don’t want it in its own palette in InDesign, which I’ve already told you 16 times.

Same. Just got diagnosed in October, at 46.

That fucker got outside? Ours gets stuck on a rug, within half an hour, EVERY TIME.

How do I even navigate this?

Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!

A painting of a tall ship in rough waters at sea. The sky is light blue with puffy clouds and the water is deep aqua, in sharp contrast to the vivid orange wall the painting is mounted on.

A Vallhund puppy sleeps adorably in a room full of junk because her people are slowly moving house.

Can’t have an empty account, so here’s a painting by my grandfather and the sweet little monster who runs my life.

Revenge killing via design. 🤣🤣🤣

That HAS to have been intentionally designed badly. Barf.

🐕🎂🎉🥳🎊HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO VÍGI🎊🥳🎉🎂🐕

We went for a hike full of interesting smells and zoomies. Also had some playtime with the elkhound crew! A good day, and now lots of naps and sleeping. 💤

#Västgötaspets #göötti #länsigöötanmaanpystykorvat #swedishvallhund #dog #puppy

I definitely would have been out among them. Hang out with my pals.

I think the author wants to force the reader to a slow and thoughtful pace, but it’s like Shatner in print. I probably couldn’t get through it. Can you get a refund if the book is certifiably badly edited?

Yup.