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Knowing how dogs this size operate, I fixed your image for you. Here, I present Trixie Bonaparte.

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I thought the RFK Jr skinshade guide at druggists in Scotland was called, 'Shitgibbon'...?

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Bill the Hummingbird really, really liked to wear his assless chaps when he went to the Blue Oyster for some cocktails with the boys.

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We in the USA know that our president is a complete imbecile, a dementia patient that cannot speak correctly even if he tries. Since some % of Americans elected this racist ass, we are responsible. I therefore STRONGLY apologize, on behalf of my country. Seriously. We are sorry.

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"Radiation is nasty, but arsenic is forever.". -- Pollution, one of four horsemen of the apocalypse, in Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's 'Good Omens' (prime video).

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The ultra rich have convinced poor people that raising the minimum wage will somehow hurt them. It's BAFFLING.

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Nbc. All the news an ai can generate for cash ad dollars.

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His idea: shift green energy money to defence. Idiocy. Green energy means no one cares what happens in Hormuz, long term.

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Want to fix this?
Change the tax law.
Amazon didn't pay taxes either.
But: will never happen with GOP thieves in control. Impossible to fix. No one can compromise to get things done that actually help the average American. Only the rich benefit from GOP fisted-rule.

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Given that the ultra rich have locked the majority of Americans into minimum wage jobs that technically pay less than the poverty line, PLUS the fiduot-baby declared war and pushed gas prices to riot levels, I'd suggest the 'good news' is not a great focus point.

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It's 13.5 sq miles, that's 3.2 miles by 3.2 miles. For 1.5 million homes. Pretty epic as a win. No pollution. Just clean power.

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"Paul, pictured here just as his mom confiscated his expensive hardcopy porn Playboy (July '78), aspires to attend Yale and date a cheerleader just as soon as he can talk to one."

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Writing in the voice of a character is a talent. Sherman Alexie us probs IMHO best in show at this. Diary of a part time indian. Wow stuff.
I attempt and iirc achieve medium levels of goodness in my books. He is multiple levels above.

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Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…

It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

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Here is the couch coitus, the divan dicking, the sofa sex. Enjoy! His personality exactly matches this description, it's beautiful.

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When a monumental douchebag opens his mouth to speak, it turns out it's somewhat inevitable what happens next.
Someone doctored an image of a page in his book to make him seem to admit having sex WITH a couch, and people readily believed it. Says something.

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"Geoff, due to his name being spelled stupidly, grew up having to fight everyone. His dream of representing Iceland in the Olympics is ongoing and we'll see if he makes the cut next week in the world fencing tournament."

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Turns out, Bombing a national capitol leads directly to 'fighting them on the beaches' thinking.

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The Greek God Apollo and the Greek God Artemis are a part of a huge religious history, yeah. This is news?

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Questions a man should ask himself about his gf before proposing:
1. Loving & Ethical? 2. Can cook? 3. House a home? 4. Give you 3+ kids/heirs, soon?
Re: men:
1. Ethical & Loving, 2.make you laugh? 3. Provider? 4. Change a diaper etc.?

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As a member of the Illuminati I know why you haven't heard of this but I can't tell you.

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The above image was altered! HERE is the ORIGINAL one before the weapons were removed by Economist editors.

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One issue could turn a Dem Congress into a huge Dem movement: #MedicareForAll. Let everyone buy into Medicare at cost, meaning net zero cost to government. Increase rates paid by Medicare to help increase numbers of docs taking it. Would give Americans $1k/month at least. Epic win.

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"Aurelius Fenwick came from real money, but he rejected the life and joined the stone-cold TREE KILLA gang instead."

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Fixed it.

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"Mark liked to sneak in and paint the bottoms of local fishing boats to help the local sharks understand the new games they could be playing."

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R.E.M. - The One I Love (Official Music Video)
R.E.M. - The One I Love (Official Music Video) YouTube video by REMVEVO

This train goes out, to the one I love. youtu.be/j7oQEPfe-O8?...

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Yes. Before 1947 movies were in black and white. After 1947 movies were in color. Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.

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INCORRECT.
There will be jobs supervising, training, building, and maintaining robots that manufacture things.

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