Reminder that Sun Tzu's Art of War isn't some genius-level strategy, it's full of reminders to dumb princes like "make sure your troops are fed" and "dig latrines away from where the soldiers sleep." And here we see why it was written in the first place.
The thing is we know for a fact that given the choice between universal basic income and hoarding all the wealth for themselves, they'll pick the later every time.
The reports that Trump was kicked out of the situation room for being too erratic are much more remarkable when you consider that for most of the past year the situation room has been a blanket fort in his living room at Mar a Lago.
In case you were wondering, both of these sites exist:
isthestraitofhormuzopen.com
isthestraitofhormuzclosed.com
It begins with a B and ends in ribe.
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day standing in front of a bay full of ships. It says: Well the Strait of Hormuz is closed again today.
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
Have you ever stopped to think how many banks and equivalent financial institutions you might currently be interacting with? Bank account, credit card, all those store credit cards, 401k, IRA, car loan, mortgage, mortgage servicer, savings (lol), that dormant account you forgot about,...
BREAKING: Claude Mythos discovers 60-year old computing bug, PEBCAK, that's been silently plagued the tech industry for years. It suggests resolving it by eliminating the entity in the middle and replacing it with a more efficient model.
Some cameras are overly sensitive to certain infrared frequencies.
kash about to find out the reason trump has had success with this tactic is that everyone he does it to finds settlements a really easy way to bribe him
nobody's got any reason to bribe a failed podcaster who will soon be out of a job
A photo of Kieron I took as part of some reference for WicDiv years ago, in a park in London, by a bench on some grass. Over the horizon, I added the words IF TRUE so that they appear enormous across the London skyline. This was funny to me when I first made it, and it's still funny to me now, so you're seeing it again.
Huge if true
Has the NYTimes only just noticed that this is how Trump operates?
How close to home am I?
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
Revealing his cancer diagnosis in a statement earlier this year, he said he was in “good spirits”, joking he was “determined not to die before Benjamin Netanyahu, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Ant’n’Dec. That should keep me going for a while.”
Ant'nDec! lol
Art of the deal!
Don't forget to credit the state AGs who fought these cases.
The question is, who has standing in this case to stop it?
He's running the DoJ as his own personal lawyer, he's running the IRS as his own personal piggy bank.
Probably our only chance is Congress after the midterms.
And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion
This video of a Ukrainian Yak-52 crew taking down drones with a shotgun is incredible, but the music is deeply, and profoundly inappropriate. There was really only one option. So I've fixed it.
The fun thing is most of the time he just says things like "war is bad" without even mentioning Trump. The way in which Trump reacts to that is very telling.
Something something bait with a tweet something.
Your regular reminder that they lose in court a hell of a lot.
Friendly Fyre Festival
Lol, given the cost of a trip to the cinema I think you're underestimating how patient people can be.
Exactly one year ago today:
On the down side Outlook isn't loading at work.
On the plus side Outlook isn't loading at work.
dr.honkles It's all men. rfk4theday Including you? dr.honkles Including me. Any woman that doesn't know me should be on guard against me. I know they're safe. They don't.
It's not difficult to understand.
what if you thought you were inventing the printing press but it turned out you had invented cigarettes
