It is deeply stupid that society cares at all what this man thinks about anything. Yet Wikipedia has a longer section cataloguing his political views than it does for like Thomas Jefferson.

These dorks act like they're inventing political philosophy from first principles. D- didn't do the reading.

Unwell? Blind drunk more like.

If this is true, I think that's probably good? As awful as those two are, I very much believe Trump could find someone worse. The barrel has no bottom to scrape nowadays.

To be fair, upon later examination, he found the mouth feel to be disappointing.

Every second sentence in that article is at least partly incorrect or misleading.

I can't help but picture Clavicular twenty years from now, after the dysmorphia has really gotten a hold of him, with bizarre jaw implants that make him look like Richard Kiel's Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me.

Lol I think Clavicular got masculinity-mogged. The reporter is completely self assured and has a mischievous twinkle in his eye. Quite the contrast to the preening, grasping, and plainly insecure little boy sitting across from him.

At least they let her go with that picture lol

Muslim capitals lol he is like one of the Fox News talking heads that is afraid of riding the NYC subway.

lol because it is. literally that. well, maybe more like kids read the propaganda. but still!

Get it girl. Exercise will heal you (except when it makes your leg hurt, but that is temporary!)

That May/December gay couple that spends all their time together in the gym.

She has a perfect everything. Also great comedy chops.

lol my toe was stubbed after it was propelled toward a door that aggressively resisted my efforts to open it

My dad's career advice is great too. I'm like, "Yes, that job does exist, but I my background is in a completely different area and I don't speak Japanese, so I'm probably not their first pick."

I was thinking along the same lines - that they must be doing it because they want to - that the right-lite stuff is actually what they're into. (Or they're captured by the same monied, right-wing interests that more blatantly captured the GOP and are happy to be the controlled opposition. Or both.)

What baffles me is that Dem over performance in all the off cycle elections we've had so far indicates that a ham sandwich could win if you painted it blue. So - aside from the fact that it doesn't work anyway (many such examples) - why pander to the right?

Why does Jigsaw sound funny?

Is there going to be an audiobook by any chance?

Lol she will be next year's ex-gay campaigner

lol how can we find a sucker whose likeness we can exploit without having to pay them for it

Yay for the win. Also, I like her "it's cold in here, isn't it?" official portrait.

lmao no need for approval to start it, just to finish it?

They are though. ‪Their current headline is: "Trump threatens 'whole civilization.'"

"a whole civilization will die" is distracting. jesus wept.

Our Taco Bell will survive this conflict, Inshallah.

If he would still have 215 billion to spare, fuck that. Your wealth tax is not nearly big enough. Anyone having that much money is a cancer on a free and fair society. All they do is buy influence to further enrich themselves and enact their pet projects, e.g., Nazism. Tax them out of existence.

The deleterious effects of not having a hobby are becoming a defining point in this cultural moment—and who is poised to help? That’s right: the autistics. Job fair day where we all set up tables explaining our deep dives and give people a hand out, a path back to society.