It could be pointed out that I could drive four that distance in a car even faster than that. Machines will always beat us at a half marathon.

The cartoon of the guy saying “say I am alive” to a computer” and the computer says “I am alive” and the guy replies “Oh my god”

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

I would like to point out that all the US Men's Hockey team had to do to step around all this controversy is say (with a modicum of authenticity):

"Our bad. We got caught up int the moment and we behaved poorly. We're really sorry."

But they're fucking bending over backwards to not do this.

Oh, HEAD LOPPER absolutely rocks.

we go live to the tariff press conference

It's a pet-peeve of mine when Marvel Comics' writers refer to Honey Badger as 'Scout'. Because that's not her name, you coward.

Me taking a selfie next to Captain America issue one, where Cap is punching Hitler on the cover

So much for the tolerant left!

(If you’re in the LA area you should check out the Jack Kirby exhibit at the Skirball Center - it’s really well put together and has some fantastic materials, as well as going into Kirby’s strong antifascist stance)

I just reinforced for myself why writing technical documentation is a pretty important process.

Because, in the process of writing a document where I explained why we couldn't implement a particular feature, I managed to explain to myself why and how I could implement that feature.

Not enough people know that in order to be considered for an Eisner Award... you have to SEND YOUR SHIT IN!!!!

The ONLY works considered are those that are submitted. And ANYONE can submit.

Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.

A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
 
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
 
Not one dime for this cruelty.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...

Exclusive | OpenAI Executive Who Opposed ‘Adult Mode’ Fired for Sexual Discrimination Ryan Beiermeister, who served as the vice president leading OpenAI’s product policy team, had raised concerns about the upcoming launch of erotic content.

OpenAI fired one of its top safety execs, on the grounds of sexual discrimination, after she voiced opposition to the controversial rollout of AI erotica in its ChatGPT product.

OpenAI told her the term was related to her sexual discrimination against a male colleague.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open...

The Birther-in-Chief's disgusting history of racism has its own page on Wikipedia.

See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ

Jeffrey Epstein was apparently a real-life Moriarty.

Huge fans of hometown hero @gwillow.me and that @chriswildgoose.bsky.social art. Soon on @sweetshop.app!!!

This morning local geoduck legend Whidbey Willy emerged from his cozy beachsand burrow and squirted all over his shadow, predicting six more weeks of wet season in the Pacific Northwest.

I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS

WHERE
THE
F**KS
MY
MONEY?

What if art museums are just giant jam comics?

That’s so awful I’m actually startled by it, and that takes a lot these days.

a cartoon of deadpool wearing a santa hat holding a sign that says merry christmas ALT: a cartoon of deadpool wearing a santa hat holding a sign that says merry christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MUTANTS!

DAYS OF NO FOOD. FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN SOMEBODY AT LEAST SEND ENOUGH SO DISABLED WOMAN FIGHTING CANCER & HER DAUGHTER CAN EAT.

They're also short for heat and rent ($900). But RN 5 ppl pls step up w/ $10 each so they can have something for Xmas.

Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2025

TechCrunch https://techcrunch.com Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company's code was written by Al 29 Apr 2025 - Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said that 20% to 30% of code inside the company's repositories was "written by software" - meaning... Hacker News https://news.ycombinator.com Microsoft admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken 1 day ago - Except it's not totally terrible. What makes it terrible is the privacy invasions and the consent issues Microsoft has with its users, along ...

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Have they tried ringing up all the people they fired and replaced with ChatGPT?

and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.

A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days. Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.

Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.

She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.

“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...

'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...

Lawyer up, you little shits.

“Current and former DOGE staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.“

Oh hey, I found the war on christmas

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Friday nonsense...
#TGIF