I've been a bit lax with asthma reviews for the past while but my GP ended up cold calling me to book an appointment 😂.
I guess they really want that sweet sweet Chronic Disease Management Program rebate.

The protests have blocked medicine deliveries so I was forced to get all my meds by private license 😭. Extra costs for no fucking reason.

A very stocky Exmoor Horn ram.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

Fucking builders using Saws and drills at 6:30 😭

So I might hear back this week about enrolling for a PhD. And all it took was threatening to quit 😂

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

A Grindr profile that says 9 11 SUCKvivor "I suck and I AM a 9 11 survivor

When I listen to Sucker for Love by Robyn, I remember this diva

A Gollum jade in a grey terracotta pot

My Gollum jade will need a spring haircut soon

Big fan of the whore day workweek

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

Happy Robyn album release day.

Always fun listening to Kate Bush. One track she's braying like a donkey and the next she's deep in Islamic eschatology about the anti Christ figure (Dajjal)

My workplace sent around our equity, diversity and inclusion survey this morning. I don't know how pleased they would be with my responses given the shit show they are putting me through 😅

Been over 2 months since I submitted my taxes. Thought to drop revenue a quick message. Not them saying they'll get back to me in 20-40 BUSINESS days 😅😅

Colleges that make their own referencing styles are being miserable pricks for no legitimate reason. The fuck do you mean you want a Limerick specific Harvard style.
Absolute notions.

"My Spidey sense is tingling"

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I can't believe the authors got published without controlling the confounding variable of "Move I'm gay"

Bought a ring in January that was just a touch too big. Kev bought me a new one for my birthday that I picked up today and it's too small. Why is jewellery such a hassle at times 😭

So the first paper I am officially reviewing myself as a topic expert was a scoping review. So far, my comment is gonna be "scope harder bestie, you missed a few spots"

The module coordinator suddenly decided to change her pedagogy and make part of it a group assignment. Fuck sake. I am so annoyed. My project is so specific and now I might need to do something else 😭

It's only been 6 days since I've been accepted for publication and they are already asking me to be a reviewer. No rest for the wicked 😂

This wind is genuinely pushing me around the platform. I'm too dainty for weather events 🥺

two puppies are playing in the grass with the word viralhog written on the bottom Alt: Two dogs being blasted by the wind with their fur blowing in one direction

By Jesus it's windy

This day comes around faster every year.
Happy Katy Perry killed a Nun-niversary

This also comes on the same day that I get enrolled in a course that requires 200 hours of work over the next few weeks alongside my full time job so I'm stretched just a tad too thin to write a fucking grant application

Like pulling in money is postdoc work and they don't seem like they want to help me to get to that stage. They want the work with none of the benefit to my education.

I'm so goddamn tired 😩

So work seems unsure if they can fund a PhD for me but our grant person has the stones to ask me to apply for a 35K grant for educating healthcare workers on vaccination based on my published work.

I now need to figure out how to respond in a way that isn't flipping desks and telling them to F off

Dodge the draft, start HRT today!

Like we all know academia is a racket but dropping so many stacks just to allow for the free dissemination of science feels so scummy

I know it's not my money but it's still mad that it's costing €3000+ just for the privilege to have my paper published in open access 😅