i’ve been considering LFTR PLLR knuckle tats for a good 20 years now

if iran puts another toll outside the american one they can just trap the us navy forever

We can do pretty much what we want.

>catastrophically lose an expeditionary war of choice against Persia
>threaten the Pope himself with personal violence
>heavy handed promulgation of state religion for social cohesion
>misguided attempts to shrink the central bureaucracy

Fuck it welcome back Roman Emperor Julian the Apostate

Gatekeeping is the weaponization of entryism

IRAN HAS STRUCK AMAZON SERVERS IN BAHRAIN

A screenshot of the New York Times’ article criticizing the Trump ballroom design, with overlaid text pointing out various architectural flaws

If the NYT is just going to rip off @katewagner.wehwalt.net’s McMansion Hell bits they should have made them funny

a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THIS BUILDING!!!! #IslesWin #Isles

This is literally the equivalent to when Luke blew up the death star

THIS KID’S INCREDIBLE!!! 🚨🚨

4-3 us #Isles

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

it is february, 2004. i am playing pokemon fire red as my government wages an illegal war of choice seeking regime change in the middle east. it is february, 2026. i am playing pokemon leaf green as my government wages an illegal war of choice seeking regime change in the middle east

Oh my, Schaefer does it again. Makes history. Most goals by an 18-year-old in #NHL history now.

2-2.

Blowing out the mic screaming about my ponzi scheme at the State of the Union.

can the subaltern daytrade

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

MATTHEW SCHAEFER

Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

congragulations

Hows ballroom

it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter

SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

look im not taking a position one way or the other but i will say that if donald trump was having a massive infarction on his plane they would 100% say it was a minor electrical issue

greg grandin is a legend

What a world huh Lemon it’s still struggling to be born

I'll take a medkit for 600.

2026: everything sucks except matthew schaefer

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier