close up photo of a dog's face with a strong perspective. The dog has its mouth open and is panting.

handsome 💞💖(°ˊ꒳ˋ°)💗💕

ah yes of course, how nice of them to combine these essentials into one easily consumable item! ☺️🙏💕

close-up photo of fingers holding a small chocolate egg that has a wrinkle-like texture on its surface

happy easter here we have an exceptional example of a traditional easter scrote

sorry for my vulgarity but why do so many chocolate egg manufacturers have to put that weird hair/ wrinkle texture on the eggs that straight up makes them look like scrotums? why is the egg wrinkly??

photo of a dog standing on its hind legs, leaning on a big rock with its front legs. The dog's posture makes it look like a bartender leaning on a bar counter.

met this dubious dude in the forest and he just tried to sell me shady potions smh forreal where's the fda when you need them.....

i feel like you could torture absolutely any info out of me by just making me watch totally innocuous videos of amateur cooks using mandoline slicers

when the time comes i won't announce the day i start having my midlife crisis but there will be signs (nipple piercing)

joskus vaa iskee kylmä hiki ku aattelen et luuleekoha mun paikallisen k:n lihatiskimyyjä oikeesti että en osaa sanoo broileri ku aina ku ostan siltä grillatun broilerin sanon sitä äidinmaidosta periytyneestä vanhasta tottumuksesta roipeliks....

ain't it high time the horrors stopped persisting?? i'm boutta be all out of "but so do i"s!!

i just want to be a cornstarch mold master at a small mom and pop candy shop

tuntuu olevan joo hyvin palkkaan sidonnainen tuo ihmisen määritelmä tässä hyvinvointivaltiossa 🤡 pitääpä käydä omastaki palkkanauhasta tiiraamassa löytyskö sielt pientä printtiä mis kerrotaan et onko hallitus todennu mut nyt ihmiseks

mikä on se kiintiö et montako rahapulasta johtuvaa skipattua ruoka-annosta ja nälässä vietettyä päivää per kk kuuluu ihmisarvoiseen elämään

niin siis missä oikei menee se raja minkä jälkeen nää leikkaukset menee perustuslain 19 § (oikeus ihmisarvoiseen elämään) vastaan ku itestä tuntuu et tää pykälä on kyl tallattu ja roskii viskattu jo aikoja sitte ennen näit uusimpiiki sekoiluit

selfie style photo of a person against a dark background. The person is wearing a beanie and a scarf in a way that covers their entire head and face except their eyes. Their eyelashes, fringe and clothing near their face is totally covered in a layer of frost.

frosted, crusted and ready for spring

oh dang.....first the influenza epidemic and now this...i hear early detection and intervention is crucial for a positive outcome for the patient

photo of golden brown cookies displayed in a decorative porcelain dishs

oh yuuumm!! i've been meaning to make some kitchen sink cookies for the longest time since i've actually never eaten them before; might actually have to make them as my next cookie project ( 灬´ ٣ `灬 ) i just made some simplest of simple breton cookies

had to take a break in the middle of sketching these to bake some cookies. i'm nothing but a cookie pilled doughmaxxer....condition might be terminal i'm afraid

screenshot of a an unfinished digital drawing. The drawing features four different animals - fox, ermine, cat and dog - holding oversized cookies of different types. The animals have thin ribbons tied into bows on their necks. The background is filled with more different types of cookies and small white flowers.

fellas it's not looking good, doctors diagnosed me with a serious case of Cookiesonthebrainitis 😔

actually scratch that, my dog might be the superior life form here since i don't actually think i learn anything easily

i keep getting frustrated that my dog learns useless tricks really easily but just won't pick up actually useful skills but then i remember that i'm p much the same so i better just keep my mouth shut

desperately trying to beat the "you instantly get decrepit after turning 30" stereotypes all the while my joints just buckle, bend and explode

i'm never exercising again; had an overuse injury on my ankle this past fall that's trying to make a return and also p sure i now also have a baker's cyst on one of my knee ditches, like wasn't this movement shit supposed to be good for you??

photo of baked goods on a table with a plant vase and LED candles behind them.

can't stop won't stop!! we're celebrating my mom's birthday to the tune of turkey, feta, sundried tomato crescent rolls, thyme cookies, brie and cranberry pastry tarts (didn't make the pastry dough myself, i'm not that insane yet) and a raspberry and apricot sour cream coffee cake

heehee thank you!! 🥰 they are for my mom so failure was not an option!!

i'm really proud of my beautiful crescent rolls because this is the first time i feel like i actually succeeded with a yeast based dough (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

photo of crescent rolls and small savory cookies displayed on a table. Behind the baked goods there's a plant vase, bird shaped salt and pepper shakers and two LED candles on the table.

baker who??? 💪😤✨🥐✨

can workplaces implement like a yearly workshop about returning to work after a vacation because i feel like the absolute crash out i have about my vacations ending is so intense it just cancels out any and all relaxation/ benefits i might have gained from the vacay

digital drawing of the Godzilla character turned into a brightly colored, cartoony plush toy. Above the character is a text reading "Godzilla" and on the right side of the image is smaller text reading "King of the plushies". In the low left corner is a faux barcode sticker that has the caution symbols for "irritant", "health hazard" and "radioactive" on it.

i want them as a plush toy, i want it to be at minimum 2 meters tall and no, i will not compromise on the size ( ◡̀_◡́)

disclaimer!! i don't actually know anything about plush making or sewing in general so don't look at this too critically if you're familiar with that stuff lmao

digital drawing of the Godzilla character turned into a brightly colored, cartoony plush toy. Above the character is a text reading "Godzilla" and on the right side of the image is smaller text reading "King of the plushies". In the low left corner is a faux barcode sticker that has the caution symbols for "irritant", "health hazard" and "radioactive" on it.

i want them as a plush toy, i want it to be at minimum 2 meters tall and no, i will not compromise on the size ( ◡̀_◡́)