You also need to have a catagory for the worst one too.

If you have a few 2 litre bottles go to a neighbour and fill them up for the flushing option

a 4 litre jug of water is usually enough to flush a toilet. you can put it either into the back tank or in a pot and then pour in all at once.

Had my well freeze years ago. Had to spend 2.5 months without running water. If i didnt get enough water from work. I would have to get snow and melt it to flush the toilet... spoiler snow is way fluffier than its water version. Filled a container 8 times to melt enough

That is why soon after she was an ex girlfriend...
When she said you csn do everything you want to do as long as you do everything i tell you to do...
Thought she was joking... nope

I am worth more dead than alive... but haven't finalized my will. plus as of today we are officially out of my extended families "death weeks"
the first two weeks in April they tend to kick the bucket. I should be good for another 11 months and 14 days. ;)

I had a long term girlfriend who HATED my friends, my job, my cloths, my car, my house, my current physical shape.
I asked her what she liked about me? I love you....
it sure doesn't feel like you do cause those things make up a good portion of me.

I already ate my 3 discounted ones for the year. that is it.... no more or my heart will explode and I wont be able to have any more

It was alot of fun to do. The next day it had hardened into a firm insert in the hole.

The funny thing is someone drove over it before i could film the close up.
You can see the dirt of the previoys driver on the surface

How To Fix A Pothole Using Non-Newtonian Fluid YouTube video by Todd Scott

I still think this is one of the more creative ways of fixing potholes..... Non-Newtonian fluids.
#Potholes.
youtu.be/N-SvCAP_H_E

Next recently sacked AG gets in a car accident when a band of dim witted surfers chase after her when their AI confuses her with a famous Australian surf beach.

And the funny thing is THEY WILL!!!

I have been invited to talk to more than a dozen grand mothers about how they make their secret recipe.

Still dont know what im doing but at least i have a better idea when ordering at the restaurant.
Lol

Agnostic life. We have all the candy but just the day after when it all goes on sale. ;)

I wonder whenever i can smell their lunches, how the heck can i get invited to their house for dinner.

I dont care where you are from cause we are all from somewhere... i just care what you are literally bringing to the table. ;)

Or possibly use toilet paper like a word of the day calender? I don't know... just spit balling here

and the "hormone straight"

he is actually calling it the "hormone straight"

Why hiking in arizona is the best thing you can do....

Lots pf people i used to follow in the bad place. Will meed to add quite a few of them

Im surprised he didnt do some sort of hockey team reference... or the only thing we should fear is needles

I am glad to hear it. I love to support sci fi.
Saw the latest sam rockwell movie last month. It was great. Really funny premise, great cast and well worth the watch

I know what i am doing this afternoon

i have a heimlich joke, but it will choke you up

We had a massive 20 inch tv so all my friends could watch the movie at home and feel like we had our own private movie theatre

It was the better tech but like all advancements it makes me laugh that it's what the porn industry adopts that is the final decider. Lol

We rented a beta max for my birthday party. You could do that at addies video in the beginning.

Travel day today.
It took me longer to empty my pockets than it did to get through security at Pearson.
It was also cheaper for me to upgrade to business class than pay the overweight and extra bag fee.
I NEED to check my lottery ticket in my pocket!

Or sigh heavily... and wear slip on shoes

I am swimming in my current size and try the next down. Fits but only if i remain standing at all times lol

I had a guy offer 25 for an 90 watercooler.
Politely refused
Offered 30
Sorry no
35
No im sorry
40
No
45
I would rather set it on fire and send you the ashes than sell it to a time waster like you...
50?
F off.....