hawking a line of branded Mountain Goats smart glasses. no matter where you look things look a little bleaker and also the wearer cannot remove the glasses once worn. I’m disrupting this sector
A 21st century adaptation of the 10 of Swords. A woman lies on her side in a desolate landscape impaled by 10 swords, only she doesn't seem to notice her predicament as her attention is on the cell phone she is holding.
I've had this image tucked away on my hard drive for the past ten years. I found it again a couple of days ago and what do you know, - nothing has changed.
The 10 of Swords, - the 21st century version.
I think the greatest trick for getting good at creative work i know is - finish making as many mediocre things as possible. Just finish stuff, again and again. Share it or don’t, but put a bow on it, put it aside, make the next thing, repeat.
"Bury me with my blorbos," said the fanfic writer almost three thousand years ago 🫡
This comment on the latest Folding Ideas video is really good. The video is good too, but Dan Olson making a good video is much more expected that a youtube comments section making a good point.
a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
Shane: takes a long, long time to come to terms with his sexuality, struggles a lot.
Ilya: lol sounds gay.
The thing you need to know about Fabian is at one point another character says he looks like a member of panic at the disco
Thank goodness Hudson is so good and can convey Shane's international monologue
A constant menace.
I saw a tattoo flash sheet for a popular fic AU and I was like "who has a fic AU tattoo" and then remembered that a) I have a friend with a tattoo from that very fic AU, and b) I myself have a tattoo from a different fic AU. lmao
the last MCU movie i saw was civil war and this is why lol. lol how are these the same guys that made winter soldier
The forthcoming live-action adventure movie will bring the defining mech franchise to life with an original story that follows rival mech pilots fighting on opposite sides of decades-long war between Earth and its space former colonies. "As shifting allegiances and a growing threat set them on a collision course for one another," reads an early description of the film, "they're pulled into a high-stakes race across the stars that could define the fate of humanity. With awe-inspiring battles, intimate human emotion, and an epic cinematic scale, this is Gundam like it's been seen before."
This typo from the press release is incredible
Oscar Isaac Tried Really Hard To Make Star Wars Episode 9 Palpatine Line Not Sound Dumb
"I committed to the exasperation, that's for sure," said Isaac when asked about the line.
It's often straightforward financial benefit - if enough people believe socialised medicine won't work, drug companies can benefit financially. Other times it's ideological - it enforces biphobia to believe bi people really just want men. But it's always worth asking: who benefits if I believe this?
Not a specific conspiracy theory but I look at a lot of ideas with "who benefits if I believe this?" as the base. Who benefits if I believe socialised medicine won't work? Who benefits if I believe all bisexual people are really mostly attracted to men? Who benefits if I believe China is the enemy?
I look forward to seeing how they manage to parody that shit because I personally can't imagine anything more absurd than the straight-faced version.
The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars
• It will be turned into a parody site of itself
• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families
“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"
(via Variety)
I told my mother I'd updated my will and for my funeral I'd asked for vegetarian catering, and her response was "not all funerals are catered you know" and I'm just like mother if you do not think I REQUIRE my loved ones to get drunk, stuffed, and stoned at my funeral I don't know what to say.
From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.
Sketches of two characters from The Pitt. Santos leans aggressively over a counter while Mel stands behind her sweating and wearing an apologetic smile. Santos says, “she asked for NO pickles.” Mel says, “i-, r-really, it’s fine.” hashtag mentos for life
why do I always fall for this exact ship dynamic
what more can be said
Why not all three? Go all in.
I am now up to the long game which I will try to refrain from posting too much from cos Ilya and Shane are back to being the pov characters and they are my sons. I mean they both love their mothers very much so they probably don't need an extra but they're still my sons.
There is something wrong with everyone in Ottawa
I teared up at the Pride Night scene and then Ilya is here like LOOK AT MY COOL TATTOOS. IM COOL.
Rachel I know you said Ilya is cool but that's only because he's usually next to Shane.
"but, well, Ilya."
Cats show up and claim you but dogs are assigned by Russian fuckboy
Everyone thinks Scott and Kip are fucking embarrassing