To put it into perspective, this is going to be the Next Big Watershed Horror game. I know the story and the mechanics.

This is going to be the biggest horror game of the decade.

Avengers: Endgame Re-Release Footage Is 'Critical' Set Up for the Story in Doomsday, Joe Russo Confirms Director Joe Russo has confirmed the upcoming Avengers: Endgame re-release will include new footage that is "critical" to the story of Avengers: Doomsday.

Director Joe Russo has confirmed the upcoming Avengers: Endgame re-release will include new footage that is "critical" to the story of Avengers: Doomsday.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

https://www.theonion.info/

An onion will do well for such a shift

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Yes, I have just done a naked forward roll. But there was a good reason Adrian Chiles

Opinion Homes I've no fewer than 17 wooden spoons. But I have a favourite and I'd miss it for ever if it went missing Adrian Chiles

Celebrating 4/20 in your 20’s vs celebrating 4/20 in your 30’s

4/20 - St. Patrick's Day for weed.

I still see so many old InfoWars bumper stickers on cars in my area... this is such a genius idea.

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

i need to be able to protect myself from feral space hogs

This is not a drill. This is not a shop. This is real. Those crazy sons of bitches really did it.

Psycho 19 (1348)

It must be hard for a budding serial killer to come up with anything to top Vincent Price's deaths by the plagues of Egypt *and* Shakespearean murder reenactment.

Independent bookstores make quiet comeback as big chains dominate retail About 422 indie bookshops opened in 2025, up 31%, defying predictions of retail consolidation

"Independent bookstores make quiet comeback as big chains dominate retail"

"About 422 indie bookshops opened in 2025, up 31%, defying predictions of retail consolidation"

‘Zombie fish’ have been spotted in Lake Superior

An investigation has been launched to determine the cause of the emaciated fish

Warner Bros. announced at #CinemaCon that #EvilDeadWrath is set to release in theaters April 7, 2028.

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"Such bursts of horrid thunder.. Such groans of roaring wind and rain" ~ King Lear, Act III, Scene II. #ShakespeareSunday

Bronze statue of Shakespeare. He is set into a carved marble alcove. He is reclining on his side and wearing period attire. Carved in the marble: "In memory of William Shakespeare for several years an inhabitant of this parish. b. 1564. O. 1616". Photo taken by me at the Southwark Cathedral in London.

No exorcist harm thee!
Nor no witchcraft charm thee!
Ghost unlaid forbear thee!
Nothing ill come near thee!
Quiet consummation have;
And renowned be thy grave!

Cymbeline A4.S2
#ShakespeareSunday
#London #SouthwarkCathedral

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Celebrating the magic of Shakespeare with a theme free #ShakespeareSunday!

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Brain Mutant:

"It’s believed that Evil Dead Burn will connect with the events of Ash vs Evil Dead based on the teaser trailer. The location seems to match one of the locations from the show’s third season."

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A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

This gator didn’t have a ticket to RBC Heritage. But it watched from the 14th hole Alligators are frequent spectators at Hilton Head Island’s annual PGA Tour event. Did volunteers name this one?

Hey NBA, give me a call when you put alligators on the court.
#RBCHeritage #HarbourTown #PGA

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My favorite scene from the Bible

Same, robot. Same