Aw man it's tonight?! Stupid JOB.

All good merch Binds Upon Pickup.

Making copies of my favorite newspaper comics with my Holy Putty.

You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

Today I learned that Griffin McElroy mistakenly thought the Shroud of Turin was Jesus' foreskin and I may never sleep again.

That’s right

We gotta keep this up. We can make Alex Jones get even redder.

A League of Their Own

Screenshot of a keychain that says BIG GREG ENERGY

lmao, I'm way behind on Wonderful, but I feel like I have to get this one on principle

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

New Coke was a cover to switch from sugar cane to high fructose corn syrup in the reconstituted Coke Classic.

Aw Stell yes.

Character name idea: Jenkem Wrongin

It has all the subtlety of her names!

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"

Image from the front of the bag in OP. Cartoon gummy worms where are depicted with googly eyes, bag reads TROLLI MOUNTAIN DEW SOUR BRITE CRAWLERS.

And yes, this photo came from a special exclusive prize for my 3rd place @triviamafia.com team to celebrate 4/20.

Come play at one of our Omaha venues! I'm fun! triviamafia.com/locations

Image of the back of a bag of gummy worms where the candy is visible. Text printed on bag reads DON't leave us, EAT US!

Listen gummy worms, I've sent this text. You just gotta let em go, sweet babies.

Gotta go sativa over indica for this very reason.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Dewy, sumptuous Tims, freshly misted every hour on the hour.

Tim Apple stepping down the same day Tim Onion (cc @bencollins.bsky.social) seizes control of InfoWars is really just all-time poetry.

The guy with the AI slop avatar has ideas, everyone listen up.

YOU GOTTA GIVE

same energy

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

Lee Cronin's New Nightmare (About a Mummy)

Why is this so so crispy

Tu Hermano, y Tu Hermano También

Finally, a place to buy supplements that are both woke AND gay.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.