Once again: corporate-approved horny.
Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.
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put him in the cell next to the late great hannibal lector
why are we sending our best into space when we should really be sending our worst... on a one way trip, into the sun.
DEAR EDITOR HERE ARE A LIST OF PEOPLE I NEVER WANT TO SEE ON TV AGAIN
Poor Licc’em Low Lisa :(
yay thank you
Top: Homer scribbles a drawing Bottom: Homer's drawing of driving oil trucks instead of oil tankers
the buy button is missing on steam
prediction markets? more like assassination markets
if I put down that I paid less than the usual price do I have to give you money instead?
we doing roblox games now?
It seems to the NHS that so long as people are alive they are deemed to be coping and don't need any help.
Image of text: Imagine my horror, then, when not long after reading that news I saw the headline "Supercell CEO sorry for failure to acknowledge role of content creators in Clash Royale's success", in which the CEO of Supercell Ilkka Paananen says: "I failed to acknowledge the role that creators, pro players, and the broader community played in Clash Royale's resurgence. That was my mistake — no one else's — and it runs counter to everything I believe about the impact creators have on our games and our business. I am sorry."
"Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me and only in me shall their stain live on. I am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am"
I just wanna kiss ma fish
plot twist - cure for cancer is in those plants
these are awesome
damn in my country litertally every station has a double wide gate that can be tricked open forever if you know the right part to cover.
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
you should buy 3000 diapers and one of them cdj's too
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
frogs
they sold his phone to a vending machine 😭
Would I Lie To You
*takes card*
One day I kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, charged them with having machine guns, then realised I had no plan on what to do next so panicked and said I’d run Venezuela indefinitely
solar gain limitation done on the cheap. the french put up shutters while the british make their windows smaller and smaller.
i fast forwarded through a few boring bits but it was an ok ending i guess
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot kicking at a human's balls, forever.
