This summer, if I can get two weeks off, I plan to climb the steps of Mount Seleya.

Oh, I thought you meant pregnant pause.

Yeah, I put mushrooms on nachos. Bite me.

Bounce on it as you talk to me.

You should see what they posted on that Internet.

I dreamed about paper cups at water fountains.

From where I’m standing, you can almost smell the attention seeking behavior.

Disassociate harder, baby.

I’ve been making mushrooms, and unfortunately, not the edible kind.

You know, the more I think about religion, the more I get the giggles. I can’t be the only one.

Who created God?

I promise to be more conscientious. To a point.

I missed you people, some of you, a few of you.

Oh so the ChatGPT shopping experience that never actually seemed to work for anybody anywhere is actually total bullshit and disappearing? How many times does OpenAI get to just fucking lie before the media wises up?

Only 7 left

Los Angeles so rainy. Cats and dogs.

Opinion | My Couch Is Too Small for 135 Candidates (Published 2003)

www.nytimes.com/2003/08/30/o...

Oh, she’s seriously psychotic, but fun.

As soon as the rats start deserting the ship, it’s all over.

Hey, anybody remember what happened to Nixon’s men?

The psychological damage alone will be significant, already is.

‘We Need to Be the News’: Inside Bari Weiss’s Bumpy Revamp at CBS

Lmao. This is what it looks like when the Times writes an article about someone they don't like and want to fail. Absolutely brutal (Weiss deserves it and worse) www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...

Threads is a bot farm. Tell your friends.

It’s time to write another sonnet.

Pull your stockings up, babe. The cats are watching.

Endorsements work best when you shut the fuck up.

Remember when freedom of speech was a thing? Also, in which direction does your penis curve?

I didn’t think you were into me, and I’m sorry to hear that you are.

Tell me how you feel about it but do it from across the street.

Conjugate the verb baby.