No, nor should we marry them.

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

Too much Tylenol has left him with a deviated spectrum.

but in some cases, fewerissey

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

"We have a dangerous arsonist on the loose," says the party led by the arsonist.

ATTN: @numb.comfortab.ly

The YES has won in Virginia; voters approved the constitutional amendment to adopt Dems' congressional gerrymander.

This is likely to deliver a 10-1 (Dem) congressional delegation in November, compared to 6-5 (Dem) now.

The remaining obstacle: State supreme court will be weighing in still.

Solution:

Character Studies: Josh Morin, the Guy Who Runs While Punching a Ball Morin and his unconventional workout routine have become a fixture in Durham, where he takes therapeutic daily runs.

Morin and his unconventional workout routine have become a fixture in Durham, where he takes therapeutic daily runs.

Can’t she lettuce live in peace?

The eponymous owner is a good guy. I was there the week he opened.

Nay, I assure you, a peace concluded.

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

Basketball version of a ballk

Is it the joke Chris Pratt made in a Parks and Rec blooper?

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.

Pope James David Vance the First The vice president has decided he’s a more accomplished theologian than Leo XIV.

Vance has now seized the top seat in the Death of Expertise Hall of Fame: He has lectured the pope—the pope, the leader of a billion and a half Catholics—about being too sloppy with theology.

The queen of all vices: Pride.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

‘Deep state’ at MSG? Report links Knicks owner to secret surveillance operation James Dolan's private surveillance empire at Madison Square Garden goes far beyond what happened to Charles Oakley.

"James Dolan isn’t just the owner of the New York Knicks anymore. According to a new investigation from Wired magazine, he’s become the architect of a private surveillance empire operating right in the heart of New York City."

www.nj.com/sports/2026/...

what if I told you varmint comes from vermin?

Why do the expected when you can do the Converse?

The Tintin phase is funner than the Turnitin phase.

"Look at my new Afghan rug!"

Wait, wasn't this a plot fixture in The Day After Tomorrow?

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conascend, we might say

Just here to point out that May will be 54 months since LIV Golf launched.

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

It was ever thus.

Anyway, @aoc.bsky.social, please come on the podcast.