Is he resurrecting … Epstein?!?

Todd Blanche looks like he has terrible dandruff.

Ana Cabrera is fantastic so it’s a bummer if she no longer has an on-air presence.

Perhaps because it’s run by a platypus in a top hat and a cute little sash?

Extremely masculine alpha grrrr.

Wow, Trump’s diaper is over capacity and must be changed STAT!

To be the toaster brave enough to fling myself into that hot tub and save humanity.

Without actual imprisonment, these degenerates will never stop.

Pam Bondi deserves an honorary Razzie for Worst Actress Pretending to Thumb Through Reams of Paper.

Lindsey watching Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein

Nope.

WoW

Looking good,queen!

As I also fall within this trifecta, I adore this post.

We’ll miss you, Sarah Sanders!

I lived across the street from him for years at what I believe is the same place and he’d hang shirtless on his front lawn with his 5 or so adorable Pomeranians and his twink Russian assistant and it was always mesmerizing.

How about all three?

a close up of a man 's face with a mask on and missing teeth . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mask on and missing teeth .

Now she can concentrate on her audition as Sloth for The Goonies sequel.

Uhhh the size/shape of that dude’s cranium basically proves he cannot read.

Rudy presumably catching a glimpse of his reflection

Your reporting is consistently great.

“Here is where I does the sucky. And here is where I does the fucky.”

#killerkrayons

Look at his fucking face. It’s like a dead dude being held up by strings.

One would think the scent of a broken peen would be a tip-off.

This man’s attorneys had to shift away from him in court because his “evacuation” issues were so malodorous they couldn’t breathe but go on, queen.

“I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN.”

Is that in any way connected to her giant forehead?