i do evil things in secret and get paid in soup and i eat it all before you can see im sorry its not more glamorous

she doesnt know

holding eye contact with a jumping spider sitting in the sun on my palm. rescued her from my bathroom ceiling and relocated her to the garden, also saving my little sister from a terrible fate (needing to pee but there's a spider in the bathroom)

i love collecting embarrassing wife blackmail over her head so she has incentive to behave. but also like if you think itd be funny i'll just tell you

time to not have a real name/pfp anymore because that was stupid and i got to real #tooreal

also crime isn't real even for crimes that aren't expressly revolutionary. imprisoning a drug user is equally as shit as imprisoning a rioter

like if you're so hardwired to be a goody goody you better actually learn how to, like, not talk to cops and organize with/support people who perhaps act extralegally sometimes

there's a type of autistic white person i see on social media who seemingly likes to brag about how easily convinced they are by authority and legality. "i'm the type of autistic person who listened when they told us drugs were bad" okay?

white people be like i believe in harm reduction and stuff but ppl who take anything harder than weed are scaryyyyy thats weirddddddd im just "voicing concern"

its okay i forgive you for this. still gonna beat you though, it wouldn't be any fun if i didn't

it was too long to post? im gonma beat your ass

white people be like how dare you listen to rappers who talk about killing people. anyways turn up the burzum

ive waited for so long...

theyre saying kat butt has healing properties for trans women

yeah and you dont get to choose how i show you off

i know i want people to see you saying you're pretty

this is really true

fed?

the effect of trans discourses over here has had a funny result in that, in discussions of fiction, people further entrench cisness to be universal - that is to say, a character can literally desire transition but still be cis b/c "cis people can have/do X" - but a character is simply never trans

ive already answered this at length personally

they jus invented a new gender. theyre calling it dark souls 2.

i'll get you when im not sleepy n stuff i swear

yup!!!

you can dm me dw baby

wow. you gotta tell me who all of them are

my violent urges are all for you baby

you'd get jealous if i killed anyone else

people who brush off dark souls 2 get killed horribly

me too