Every "health influencer" to the Hague.

I'm glad that Roger Ebert isn't alive to see this.

My "not talk into war" push notification is raising a lot of questions already answered by my push notification.

It should be structured like “Steve Jobs,” but with hospital visits instead of product launches.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take!

Never let the fluffers live it down.

The nominating committee hated metal.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face YouTube video by The Onion

Also, it's contagious.

Trump not knowing what Christ iconography looks like is ... kind of believable?

[Me, rushing into the ER]:

I NEED A DOCTOR TO DO RED CROSS!!!!!

Yeah, it kind of tracks?

This is terrible, but also the work of deeply insecure bozos.

"Wow, look at all those cool guys on your challenge coin"

—Nobody

America has mostly memory-holed that there was a serious GOP cult of personality around GWB from 2002-Katrina. It was different from what Trump built in degree, but not kind.

Bruce Springsteen - How Can A Poor Man Stand Such Times and Live (Live Tour Video) YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO

The angriest pedal steel guitar solo (3:54):

Genius marketing to make visitors sit through 30 minutes of commercials, 20 minutes of trailers, another commercial, and 5 more minutes of trailers, and THEN remind everyone of the brand that just did all of that.

PEBUŘA (?)

We can all agree that it’s very funny that AI apparently came for Jon McNaughton’s career, right?

Petition for a Lucas-style "Deadwood Special Edition," but the only change is that Ellsworth says "the color."

451 😉

Marco Rubio, lookin’ like hot buttered shit

Looking great Marco keep it up

Iran required JD to be the negotiator to force him to have his grubby hands in the unpopular war.

All those decisions (Sinners, OBAA, Weapons, etc.) were made by the studio CEOs, Michael De Luca and Pamela Abdy.

4x3 grey-scale Justice League.

Bitcoin Depot's only business is facilitating old people turning greenbacks into crypto so that they can transfer it to scammers, so fuck 'em.

Seeing a lot of defensive responses that the campus protests were targeting the schools' Israel-related investments, but the protests stopped and those investment decisions have largely haven't changed.

lol

Thank you, but we have no need for your assistance at my office.